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27-10-2013, 08:41 PM
Surefire ways to prove God exists
Please help me create a list for my Born again m8:
only thing Ive got so far:

1. Put an amputee in the center of a stadium and have the whole world pray for him.
(also a genuinely blind person, deaf. )

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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27-10-2013, 08:48 PM
RE: Surefire ways to prove God exists
2. Have the whole world pray for him to manifest in physical form, in front of working cameras.

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27-10-2013, 08:49 PM
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3. Extend your hand, ask God to instantly fill it with a stack of $100 bills/a gold bar/a grilled cheese sandwich.

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27-10-2013, 08:56 PM
RE: Surefire ways to prove God exists
(27-10-2013 08:49 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  3. Extend your hand, ask God to instantly fill it with a stack of $100 bills/a gold bar/a grilled cheese sandwich.

All three or do you have to choose Consider

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27-10-2013, 08:57 PM
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4. Have god spawn me an Enzo. He needs to be present while it happens.

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27-10-2013, 09:01 PM
RE: Surefire ways to prove God exists
This might be the best proof yet




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27-10-2013, 09:01 PM
RE: Surefire ways to prove God exists
Point out the shit that needs to be done to make this world a better place and the stuff you point out actually gets taken care of.
No more rapes, no more murders, no more starving kids, no more disease or cancer or any illness at all.
The entire way that many animals have to kill other animals in order to survive. Let's bring that to an end.

Killing 250,000 in a typhoon and saving 1 kid as your miracle ain't gonna cut it.
Save all 250,000 by stopping the fricken typhoon.

The easiest way to prove god exists is IF he actually existed, you could point right to him. You could detect him as easily as detecting the sun.

To prove a god exists, you would have to create the god and then point to it.

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27-10-2013, 09:03 PM
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(27-10-2013 08:56 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(27-10-2013 08:49 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  3. Extend your hand, ask God to instantly fill it with a stack of $100 bills/a gold bar/a grilled cheese sandwich.

All three or do you have to choose Consider

Just one. Dealer's choice.

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27-10-2013, 09:20 PM
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(27-10-2013 08:56 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(27-10-2013 08:49 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  3. Extend your hand, ask God to instantly fill it with a stack of $100 bills/a gold bar/a grilled cheese sandwich.

All three or do you have to choose Consider

Nonono, God puts only one thing there, and that one thing is somehow simultaneously a stack of hundreds, a gold bar, and a grilled cheese sandwich, and none of these are impeded in their function or value by also being the other two.

..... what do you mean that's a logical impossibility? Ever heard of the Trinity?
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27-10-2013, 09:52 PM
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Pray for God to not exist...

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