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02-05-2012, 08:24 PM
RE: T-shirt sayings requested by Seth on FB
"Thank God I'm not one of those starving African kids."

"Will marry for 50 shekels."

This one is for the red-heads:

"Burning Bush" with an arrow pointing down.

This one is for the fellas:

"Talking snake" with an arrow pointing down.

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02-05-2012, 08:30 PM
RE: T-shirt sayings requested by Seth on FB
This one's already taken, but it's still good. Smile

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As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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02-05-2012, 08:41 PM
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"What goes up, must come down... Apparently Jesus didn't get the memo."

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02-05-2012, 09:41 PM
RE: T-shirt sayings requested by Seth on FB
God is an atheist

Pre-tested, even. I put it on a Gwynnie shirt, it got a lot of comments. Wink

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02-05-2012, 09:50 PM
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All from Sickipedia;

'People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.'


'I used to have an invisible friend, then I stopped going to church.'


'The Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree".'


'If God wanted us to believe in him, then he would have existed.'


'Christianity: The belief in a magic book written by an all-powerful invisible imaginary friend, which would be charming coming from anyone under ten, but from an adult is, quite franky, deeply worrying.'

'Cult: a small, unpopular religion
Religion: a large, popular cult'


I don't know how good these would be for t-shirts, they made me laugh though Big Grin.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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02-05-2012, 10:02 PM
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(02-05-2012 09:50 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  All from Sickipedia;

'People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.'


'I used to have an invisible friend, then I stopped going to church.'


'The Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree".'


'If God wanted us to believe in him, then he would have existed.'


'Christianity: The belief in a magic book written by an all-powerful invisible imaginary friend, which would be charming coming from anyone under ten, but from an adult is, quite franky, deeply worrying.'

'Cult: a small, unpopular religion
Religion: a large, popular cult'


I don't know how good these would be for t-shirts, they made me laugh though Big Grin.
'Sickipedia'? That's piss funny!

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02-05-2012, 10:03 PM
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I wuz just thinking...

Ya gotta be Christian to go to Hell

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02-05-2012, 10:24 PM
RE: T-shirt sayings requested by Seth on FB
(02-05-2012 09:41 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  God is an atheist

That's very good HoC. Big Grin

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
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Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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02-05-2012, 10:34 PM
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Random quips and quotes...
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02-05-2012, 11:42 PM
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"I'm God. Try and disprove it."

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