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03-07-2015, 11:07 PM
"THE EVANGERS"
OK I made myself laugh (beer hurts when it goes through the nasal passages). An idea for a movie (spoof) called "THE EVANGERS". Please submit your script ideas here.

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03-07-2015, 11:22 PM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
Probably should start with the characters and what their super 'evanging' powers are.
Something like Bullshit Master Hinn who can level an entire room full of people by waving his magic coat. Big Grin
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03-07-2015, 11:35 PM
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(03-07-2015 11:22 PM)pablo Wrote:  Probably should start with the characters and what their super 'evanging' powers are.
Something like Bullshit Master Hinn who can level an entire room full of people by waving his magic coat. Big Grin

Needs an all-star cast. Sir Ian Mckellen starring as PAT ROBERTSON...John Goodman as JERRY FALWELL...Dave Grohl as JESUS...and Kirk Cameron as HIMSELF.

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04-07-2015, 01:41 AM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
(03-07-2015 11:35 PM)The Drake Wrote:  
(03-07-2015 11:22 PM)pablo Wrote:  Probably should start with the characters and what their super 'evanging' powers are.
Something like Bullshit Master Hinn who can level an entire room full of people by waving his magic coat. Big Grin

Needs an all-star cast. Sir Ian Mckellen starring as PAT ROBERTSON...John Goodman as JERRY FALWELL...Dave Grohl as JESUS...and Kirk Cameron as HIMSELF.

....

I think your definition of "all-star" differs from mine.
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04-07-2015, 02:19 AM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
(03-07-2015 11:35 PM)The Drake Wrote:  
(03-07-2015 11:22 PM)pablo Wrote:  Probably should start with the characters and what their super 'evanging' powers are.
Something like Bullshit Master Hinn who can level an entire room full of people by waving his magic coat. Big Grin

Needs an all-star cast. Sir Ian Mckellen starring as PAT ROBERTSON...John Goodman as JERRY FALWELL...Dave Grohl as JESUS...and Kirk Cameron as HIMSELF.

Who would play Bananaman?

Big Grin

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04-07-2015, 06:56 AM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
You could always adapt this TV series




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04-07-2015, 07:16 AM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
George Carlin would have been perfect for a role.

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04-07-2015, 10:05 AM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
Noah can talk to animals, Moses can control water, Sampson has super strength, and there needs to be some woman whose power is stopping people from fighting by grabbing their privates.

Together, they have been tasked with telling the world of God's grace, but their attempts keep being foiled by the Evilutionist, who wants to turn everyone into monkeys. His minions are a bunch of dinosaurs with "Millions of years old!" spray painted on them. Only after they defeat the evil menace can they truly spread God's word to everyone.

Their collective catchphrase is "Don't thank us, thank God".

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04-07-2015, 10:29 AM
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(04-07-2015 07:16 AM)yakherder Wrote:  George Carlin would have been perfect for a role.

Carlin could have reprised his role as the time traveling Rufus.
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04-07-2015, 11:02 AM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
(04-07-2015 10:29 AM)pablo Wrote:  
(04-07-2015 07:16 AM)yakherder Wrote:  George Carlin would have been perfect for a role.

Carlin could have reprised his role as the time traveling Rufus.

Or the cardinal from Dogma, complete with Buddy Christ and his blessed golf clubs.

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