"THE EVANGERS"
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04-07-2015, 11:16 AM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
You need a young church secretary and all around "gofer" gal that is having an affair with the pastor. He's promises her he'll divorce his wife someday because it's part of gods plan. Sex trumps logic as we all know, so she's squirreling away money for their eventual marriage taken from the donations basket thingy.

She believes him. Laughat (snicker-snicker)

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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04-07-2015, 05:55 PM
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In a world...where critical thinking exists, science is taught in schools, and evolution runs amok, heroes will be "REBORN". From the makers of "LEFT BEHIND" and the stunt double from "FLASH GORDON" comes "THE EVANGERS". In theatres everywhere once the rapture happens...whenever that is.

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04-07-2015, 07:09 PM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
(04-07-2015 11:16 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You need a young church secretary and all around "gofer" gal that is having an affair with the pastor. He's promises her he'll divorce his wife someday because it's part of gods plan. Sex trumps logic as we all know, so she's squirreling away money for their eventual marriage taken from the donations basket thingy.

She believes him. Laughat (snicker-snicker)

Here are some likely candidates.


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I'm with number 3...She's hot !!!

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04-07-2015, 07:47 PM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
(04-07-2015 02:19 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(03-07-2015 11:35 PM)The Drake Wrote:  Needs an all-star cast. Sir Ian Mckellen starring as PAT ROBERTSON...John Goodman as JERRY FALWELL...Dave Grohl as JESUS...and Kirk Cameron as HIMSELF.

Who would play Bananaman?

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AAAAHHHH!! I forgot about him. Ray Comfort. The "Atheist's Nightmare". He was too busy trying to figure out why an orange was a pain in his ass compared to a banana. Surely it was God's plan.

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05-07-2015, 03:54 PM
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I know! It can have these characters!


Psalty! From Kids Praise 5 - Psalty's camping adventure - Super powers include being able to forcably lead people into song and dance.
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This guy...from Creation Adventure Team! He would be like....I dunno...the science smart guy?
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Jesus - The cannon Fodder team member!
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Bible Man - The batman of the team!
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Now we just need one more.


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06-07-2015, 06:47 AM
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(04-07-2015 07:09 PM)The Drake Wrote:  I'm with number 3...She's hot !!!

You can't afford her.

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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06-07-2015, 10:23 AM
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Jimmy Swaggert is the SwagMaster.
His super power is crying when all his money has been lost on hookers & pills.

I'm not entirely certain how effective that is for a super power ... Consider .. but it sure seems to work for him.

I think that Alec Baldwin guy could portray him pretty well. Shy

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06-07-2015, 10:45 AM
RE: "THE EVANGERS"
(03-07-2015 11:35 PM)The Drake Wrote:  Needs an all-star cast. Sir Ian Mckellen starring as PAT ROBERTSON...John Goodman as JERRY FALWELL...Dave Grohl as JESUS...and Kirk Cameron as HIMSELF.

You could probably get Kirk involved by convincing him that this is a serious endeavor, because of Poe's law. It will probably work until he realizes Ian is gay, and then refuse to continue the project until Ian is fired.
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06-07-2015, 10:52 AM
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There needs to be a role for Justin Timberlake in his SNL beer outfit.
And of course Kim K needs a part.




Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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06-07-2015, 10:08 PM
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(05-07-2015 03:54 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  I know! It can have these characters!


Psalty! From Kids Praise 5 - Psalty's camping adventure - Super powers include being able to forcably lead people into song and dance.
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This guy...from Creation Adventure Team! He would be like....I dunno...the science smart guy?
[Image: 0.jpg]

Jesus - The cannon Fodder team member!
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Bible Man - The batman of the team!
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Now we just need one more.

Sorry...no Bible man. This is "The Evangers" not the "Jesus League".Tongue

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