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16-03-2014, 08:17 AM
THE LOL CATS BIBLE
If the bible were cool it would be the LOL Cat Bible

http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Here is a verse from it

John 3:16So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!

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16-03-2014, 08:19 AM
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Well, I was just converted.

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16-03-2014, 08:23 AM
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I fuckin' hate lol speak...

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16-03-2014, 08:30 AM
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(16-03-2014 08:23 AM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  I fuckin' hate lol speak...

I'm with you there.

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16-03-2014, 08:30 AM
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What'd it do to the verse about slicing off a woman's hand if she grabs a man's privates while breaking up a fight?
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16-03-2014, 09:02 AM
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This is the only bible I would own. Just sayin.
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16-03-2014, 09:39 AM
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(16-03-2014 08:30 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  What'd it do to the verse about slicing off a woman's hand if she grabs a man's privates while breaking up a fight?

This: "11 If yuse is fietin sumwun an wun uf da wiefs cums ta saev hers husbund an grabz hims by da bitz b-loe da pee-pee,12 cutz hers pawz ofs. Dun b sad. Iz bad. An sexxyest."

Its still a horrible verse though NoNoNo

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16-03-2014, 10:11 AM
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I just looked up my all time favorite bible verse


Ezekiel 23:20
Skanks
20 She liekd teh guys with teh big dixxxes... teh RLY big uns, like donkeys LOL... and massiv cumbuckits like horse!

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16-03-2014, 10:46 AM
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Reminds me of the Hawaiian Pidgin Bible, one of my favorite translations. Here's Exodus 10:12-13, for example:

12 Den Moses tell: “So now, you Israel peopo, wat you guys tink yoa God Yahweh like you guys fo do? Ony dis, he like:
Fo you guys stay scared a him an show respeck fo him,
Fo live da way he tell you guys fo do,
Fo get love an aloha fo him,
Fo work fo him wit all yoa heart, an wit eryting inside you, an
13 Fo stick wit his rules, an do wat he tell you guys you gotta do.
Dass wat I stay tell you guys today fo do, so eryting goin go good fo you guys.

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16-03-2014, 10:46 AM
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I'm reading this at work and can't stop loling. People are starting to stare.
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