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01-05-2017, 09:45 PM
TTA Chimera
Remember those books you had as a kid where you could mix and match the front half of one animal with the hindquarters of another? This is the same idea but using forum members* instead of crocodiles and ducks.

*Disclaimer: Forum members should not be vivisected or otherwise harmed for entertainment purposes. Existing forum members will be assumed to continue gleefully along while their unwholesome halfbreeds are retconned into the TTA multiverse.

Rules:

- Name and describe the nightmare creature listed in the post before yours. Where applicable try to estimate time-to-ban, spontaneous combustion, or implosion of the universe as a result of the underlying paradox.

- Select two TTA forum members that you think would mix "interestingly" for the next lucky player. Chimera are assumed to not have modlike powers so the thugs with colourful names moderators and admins are fair game.

To kick things off what would you get if a teleporter accidentally scrambled Jennybee and Earmuffs?

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01-05-2017, 09:49 PM
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beeswax

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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01-05-2017, 09:52 PM
TTA Chimera
(01-05-2017 09:45 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  To kick things off what would you get if a teleporter accidentally scrambled Jennybee and Earmuffs?

Jennybee would just have a very large cunt.
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01-05-2017, 09:58 PM
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You're all a bunch of cunts. It's happening Gasp Tongue

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01-05-2017, 10:07 PM
RE: TTA Chimera
(01-05-2017 09:52 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 09:45 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  To kick things off what would you get if a teleporter accidentally scrambled Jennybee and Earmuffs?

Jennybee would just have a very large cunt.

For all you know she already does.
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01-05-2017, 10:10 PM
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(01-05-2017 10:07 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 09:52 PM)KUSA Wrote:  Jennybee would just have a very large cunt.

For all you know she already does.

It's normal size Drinking Beverage But thank you for inquiring about it Tongue

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01-05-2017, 10:16 PM
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(01-05-2017 10:10 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 10:07 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  For all you know she already does.

It's normal size Drinking Beverage But thank you for inquiring about it Tongue

I feel like this is the part where I'm supposed to say "pics or it didn't happen".
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01-05-2017, 10:34 PM
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(01-05-2017 10:16 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 10:10 PM)jennybee Wrote:  It's normal size Drinking Beverage But thank you for inquiring about it Tongue

I feel like this is the part where I'm supposed to say "pics or it didn't happen".

Be careful what you ask for Muffs. This is how Jenny's threads get started.

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01-05-2017, 10:50 PM
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(01-05-2017 10:10 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 10:07 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  For all you know she already does.

It's normal size Drinking Beverage But thank you for inquiring about it Tongue

To be honest I don't recall seeing an inquiry. That's to be exected though as it's clearly beneath the dignity of a gentleman of Muffs' stature to enquire about the appeture of one's orifices.

But why must everybody focus on one obvious aspect? This is about nuances and clearly several of those are going to have some amusing commonalities:

- Extra fabulous hair!
- Truly untraceable accent that will madden the Brits and Aussies.
- A craving for a super-sized helping of manmeat, the only type of meat that Jenny has anything to do with.
- An adorably flexible gay dude/dudette (not quite sure which Consider )
- A tendancy to politely call everbody a gosh darned cunt.

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There, I've ruined the poor Jennimuffs.

Somebody suggest a new combination so we can reset the game.

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01-05-2017, 11:11 PM (This post was last modified: 01-05-2017 11:15 PM by jennybee.)
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(01-05-2017 10:50 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 10:10 PM)jennybee Wrote:  It's normal size Drinking Beverage But thank you for inquiring about it Tongue

To be honest I don't recall seeing an inquiry. That's to be exected though as it's clearly beneath the dignity of a gentleman of Muffs' stature to enquire about the appeture of one's orifices.

But why must everybody focus on one obvious aspect? This is about nuances and clearly several of those are going to have some amusing commonalities:

- Extra fabulous hair!
- Truly untraceable accent that will madden the Brits and Aussies.
- A craving for a super-sized helping of manmeat, the only type of meat that Jenny has anything to do with.
- An adorably flexible gay dude/dudette (not quite sure which Consider )
- A tendancy to politely call everbody a gosh darned cunt.

Time spent online: 0 seconds
Total posts: 0
Life expectancy: 3 days before expiring from sexual exhaustion

There, I've ruined the poor Jennimuffs.

Somebody suggest a new combination so we can reset the game.

Organic Chemist and the Borg next Laugh out load

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