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01-10-2016, 10:16 PM
TTA Election
Vote Now!

TTA seems to be infected with election fever and there is an anti-establishment mood that is sweeping the boards. To head off the potential for revolution, the current dictatorship model will be further enhanced, democratically, by giving you, the people, the opportunity to elect one supreme overlord.

And you can count yourselves fortunate you're not being deported as illegal immigrants.

To save you, the people, from worrying your pretty little heads about who might merit the position, the choices have been conveniently narrowed down for you ... we, the establishment, consider this to be our duty. You're welcome.

Candidates:
Stark Raving
Momsurroundedbyboys


Domestic Policy:
Stark: FULL Employment ... is for other people. FULL Leisure is what it's all about!!
Moms: More frisky than stoppy. Once had a 3-some with Laura Norder.

Fiscal Policy:
Moms: Tax the fat cats! Starting with Tartarus Sauce.
Stark: Smokin No money; no worries. Money doesn't grow on trees but the solution to having no money ... that's a cash crop

Libertarian Libertine policy:
Free school weed
Compulsory BDSM education
(you can work out who is who)

Foreign Policy:
Neither candidate seeks to invade religious sites to steal their oil members but will defend TTA against threats of invasion.
Moms will be appointing WhiskeyDebates and EvolutionKills to be The Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Stark will, as Commander in Chief, be appointing himself as Joint Chief. Smokin

Moms is considered to be the more hawkish of the two candidates with her finger poised permanently on "shoo fly" button. However, there is a tendency to shift blame for some of her actions onto her IT people ... it's never her fault it's her "ducking phone".

Memorable campaign quotes:
Stark:
"This forum is not for everyone"
"Don't be a dick!"
"Don't shit on the rug!"

Moms:
"Shoo fly"
"I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the face-palming"
"Cock pimple"

There can be only one.

"I am Moms & Stark and I did not approve this message"

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01-10-2016, 10:32 PM (This post was last modified: 01-10-2016 10:36 PM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: TTA Election
I'm a mama's boy, and proud of it!

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01-10-2016, 10:42 PM
RE: TTA Election
Milk. It does an atheist forum's fake electoral process well. Thumbsup
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02-10-2016, 05:32 AM
RE: TTA Election
Is it too late to participate? If not, the Hungarian Two-tailed Dog Party's American Division promises if elected:

- Free beer
- Eternal life
- Lightspeed train between Seattle and Miami, and Los Angeles and Washington
- Tax cuts
- Starting a manned Pluto exploration by September 2016
- Banning one-tailed statistical tests

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02-10-2016, 06:01 AM
RE: TTA Election
I'm for moms - she knows what the boys need!

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
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02-10-2016, 06:08 AM
RE: TTA Election
Poor Stark only has 1 vote. I'm so sorry. Laughat

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02-10-2016, 06:11 AM
RE: TTA Election
I'm voting third party - down with the establishment! Dodgy

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02-10-2016, 06:56 AM
RE: TTA Election
I think this thread is rigged. Drinking Beverage

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02-10-2016, 08:39 AM
RE: TTA Election
WTF? Dodgy
Is there a reason there's no Booze party?

I'm holding out for Booze & Bernie. All the way. Shy

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02-10-2016, 08:47 AM
RE: TTA Election
(02-10-2016 06:08 AM)cactus Wrote:  Poor Stark only has 1 vote. I'm so sorry. Laughat

It's his own fault. He refused an opportunity to speak at a Goldman Sachs fundraising event.

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