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04-10-2016, 11:43 AM
RE: TTA Election
(02-10-2016 02:18 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
(02-10-2016 06:56 AM)unsapien Wrote:  I think this thread is rigged. Drinking Beverage

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Of course it would be the two establishment candidates where the numbers don't add up. Dodgy

It has come to our attention that some of the electorate are disgruntled regarding TTA's dictatorially democratic process.

For this reason, at great expense, we have commissioned a Gruntling Committee to investigate the twin possibilities of a) election fraud and b) voter fraud.

The committee's findings are as follows:

a) Election Fraud
No evidence has been discovered with regards to:
- Corrupted Voting Software
- Uncounted Ballots
- Voter Registration 'Errors'
- Unsigned Provisional Envelopes
- 'Lost' Vote-By-Mail Ballots
- Party or Registration Inexplicably Changed
- Voting Lines Too Long
- Polling Stations Closed
- Polling Stations Understaffed
- Polling Station Staff Untrained
- Polling Station Staff Deliberately Misinformed
- Voters Purged From Voter Rolls
- Disqualification Due To No Voter ID
- Signature Mismatches
- Ballot Shortages
- Voter-By-Mail Ballots Stolen





The Committee therefore concludes that no election fraud has taken place.

b) Voter Fraud
Evidence has been discovered of voter fraud whereby 1 (one) TTA member has voted twice.

The committee sees this as major problem and forthwith and henceforth will devote all their resources to implementing voter ID legislation to ensure that poor, black and hispanic (and other minorities) a certain South African faces the appropriate consequences.


(03-10-2016 06:16 AM)Anjele Wrote:  An election implies that TTA is a democracy. We have been told it isn't. No reason to vote. Drinking Beverage

Better than being told that it is and discovering that it isn't.

Angel

Can't help thinking that the turn-out in November might be on the low side for this very reason.

Drinking Beverage

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04-10-2016, 02:56 PM
RE: TTA Election
(04-10-2016 11:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  b) Voter Fraud
Evidence has been discovered of voter fraud whereby 1 (one) TTA member has voted twice.

The committee sees this as major problem and forthwith and henceforth will devote all their resources to implementing voter ID legislation to ensure that poor, black and hispanic (and other minorities) a certain South African faces the appropriate consequences.

I was wondering if anyone would notice. I think it's your fault for making voting twice possible Tongue

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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04-10-2016, 03:12 PM (This post was last modified: 04-10-2016 04:50 PM by Marozz.)
RE: TTA Election
I went for the 3turd party.

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06-10-2016, 03:39 PM
RE: TTA Election
(02-10-2016 02:18 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
(02-10-2016 06:56 AM)unsapien Wrote:  I think this thread is rigged. Drinking Beverage

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Of course it would be the two establishment candidates where the numbers don't add up. Dodgy

I'm fairly certain it's rigged, unless the existence of a) earth's population, let alone TTA forum members, exceeding 186bn and b) 0.3 of a vote can be proven... lol

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09-10-2016, 04:01 PM
RE: TTA Election
I only voted for "Milk" because "Fuck You" wasn't an option. Also, what in the name of Hilary Clinton is going on here? What kind of Fuckery is this? [Image: aocaff2lr]

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09-10-2016, 04:19 PM
RE: TTA Election
Does moms have a beard and wear flannel? If not I vote Stark. We need someone who looks like the common man to represent the common man.
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24-10-2016, 03:20 PM
RE: TTA Election
(02-10-2016 01:56 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(02-10-2016 09:48 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  TrainWreck.

I second that.

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24-10-2016, 03:48 PM
RE: TTA Election
Pops the builder.

I am staying out of this for several reasons. I will list but two.

A. I do NOT trust my judgement whilst under the influence of heavy medication.
B. In general, I like everyone. Although I remain less enthusiastic about TS.

NOTE: Member, Tomasia uses this site to slander other individuals. He then later proclaims it a joke, but not in public.
I will call him a liar and a dog here and now.
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