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23-12-2016, 04:52 PM
TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
So as I sit here and eat my lunch... From the 12 days of Christmas song, revamped TTA style. Big Grin

On the first day of Christmas
TTA gave to me
A Troll in a pear tree

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23-12-2016, 06:19 PM
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
On the second day of solstace,
TTA gave to me

Two drive by evangels
And a troll in a pear tree.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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23-12-2016, 07:48 PM
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
On the third day of Saturnalia
TTA gave to me
Three rep points
And a facepalm icon in my post.

Facepalm

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-12-2016, 09:25 PM
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
On the fourth day of Excessmas
TTA gave to me:
Four Dildo posts
Three rep points and a face palm icon in my post
Two drive by evangels
and a Troll in a Pear Tree
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23-12-2016, 09:39 PM
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
(23-12-2016 09:25 PM)jennybee Wrote:  On the fourth day of Excessmas
TTA gave to me:
Four Dildo posts
Three rep points and a face palm icon in my post
Two drive by evangels
and a Troll in a Pear Tree

Oh, shit. I'm doing it wrong. I'm supposed to add to the previous post. Silly me. Rolleyes

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-12-2016, 09:56 PM
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
(23-12-2016 09:39 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(23-12-2016 09:25 PM)jennybee Wrote:  On the fourth day of Excessmas
TTA gave to me:
Four Dildo posts
Three rep points and a face palm icon in my post
Two drive by evangels
and a Troll in a Pear Tree

Oh, shit. I'm doing it wrong. I'm supposed to add to the previous post. Silly me. Rolleyes

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23-12-2016, 10:17 PM
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
On the sixth day of Excessmas
TTA gave to me:

Six days of creation
Fiiiiiive Faaaaaace Paaaaaalms!
Four Dildo posts
Three rep points
Two drive by evangels
and a Troll in a Pear Tree.

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23-12-2016, 10:49 PM (This post was last modified: 23-12-2016 10:58 PM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
Here you go, and as an added bonus, this one mostly matches the cadence of the original and can be sung just as easily.

TTA's 12 Days of Whenever

12 Posters Posting
11 Shouters Shouting
10 Arguments Flaring
9 Threads Derailing
8 Debaters Deuling
7 Sources Cited
6 Trolls a-Trollin'
5 Fresh Chew Toys
4 Sock Puppets
3 Tireless Admins
2 Drive-By's
And One Podcast Most of Us Skip

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23-12-2016, 10:56 PM
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
On the seventh day of Christmess
TTA gave to me:

Seven saviors shrieking
Six days of creation
Fiiiiiive Faaaaaace Paaaaaalms!
Four Dildo posts
Three rep points
Two drive by evangels
and a Troll in a Pear Tree.

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23-12-2016, 11:00 PM
RE: TTA Twelve Days of Christmas
(23-12-2016 10:56 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  On the seventh day of Christmess
TTA gave to me:

Seven saviors shrieking
Six days of creation
Fiiiiiive Faaaaaace Paaaaaalms!
Four Dildo posts
Three rep points
Two drive by evangels
and a Troll in a Pear Tree.

Fuck, that's a good addition...

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