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13-10-2014, 02:29 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
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I can also make them shoo fly.


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13-10-2014, 02:40 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
(13-10-2014 02:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  [Image: A28BB94A-3284-4223-9F95-5F6C5413E626-445...3bede8.jpg]

I can also make them shoo fly.

That's bollocks. If push came to shove I'm pretty sure I could take down a zombie with a cell phone, a George Foreman grill, a Galileo thermometer and possibly a mass spectrometer. And if the washing machine is up a flight of stairs, I'll use that as well.

But why no mention of an egg whisk?

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13-10-2014, 03:01 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
(13-10-2014 02:40 PM)Elder Cunningham Wrote:  
(13-10-2014 02:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  [Image: A28BB94A-3284-4223-9F95-5F6C5413E626-445...3bede8.jpg]

I can also make them shoo fly.

That's bollocks. If push came to shove I'm pretty sure I could take down a zombie with a cell phone, a George Foreman grill, a Galileo thermometer and possibly a mass spectrometer. And if the washing machine is up a flight of stairs, I'll use that as well.

But why no mention of an egg whisk?

You're right no egg whisk. No list is complete without one.
That's it, I'm standing behind you with the whisk. Big Grin

Actually, I've got a huge French one...that could take out a zombie or drunk husband. Laugh out load


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13-10-2014, 03:15 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
I can run like fuck... could *probably* bring myself to kill a zombie if it was clear that it was me or them. Got decent hiking/climbing/making fire/navigation skills, know nothing really about hunting or living off the land, so that's a strike against me. Also not much of a team player... Think it's 50/50 that I'd make it.

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13-10-2014, 03:28 PM (This post was last modified: 13-10-2014 03:40 PM by TN Skeptic.)
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
(13-10-2014 12:01 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(13-10-2014 11:45 AM)TN Skeptic Wrote:  I buddy up with someone because I have absolutely no survival skills. I have shot a gun less than 10 times and planted a vegetable garden 1 summer. Sucks for whoever has me on their team.

No no no. You need to brag about yourself.

You're gorgeous. So you could say something like:

"I'm fucking hot. I give these mortal men hope and a reason to live just by my mere existence."

Aww..thanks! That made me smile! I know how to fish (not that I like too), and I can cook too. Oh and I could organize events to help raise community morale!
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13-10-2014, 04:58 PM
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(13-10-2014 03:28 PM)TN Skeptic Wrote:  
(13-10-2014 12:01 PM)Nurse Wrote:  No no no. You need to brag about yourself.

You're gorgeous. So you could say something like:

"I'm fucking hot. I give these mortal men hope and a reason to live just by my mere existence."

Aww..thanks! That made me smile! I know how to fish (not that I like too), and I can cook too. Oh and I could organize events to help raise community morale!

You might surprise yourself, Carol; on The Walking Dead, started out with virtually no survival ability. She has turned into one bad-ass killing machine.

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13-10-2014, 05:03 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
Speaking of survival, about 1 hour ago "straight line wind storm" came through with a mother fucking wall cloud. As we were trying to leave. The wind was so strong I couldn't open the car door to get back in the house.


Now out at the farm where we have a tornado shelter. I fucking hate tornadoes. I'm drinking wine to chill my nerves. Bracing myself for the next round in another hour or two.

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13-10-2014, 06:23 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
Well I get my diploma in hypnotherapy on Saturday so I can offer a wide range of services...

Phobias - Scared of getting torn to shreds by the undead?
Weight loss - Because snacking on whatever you can salvage is not healthy longterm!
Anxiety/Stress - Find your own little sense of peace within the apocalypse
Pain management - Shift your attention away from the pain and concentrate on something else..... like the end of civilisation and everything you know up until this point!
Smoking Cessation - Because you need all the lung capacity you can to run/scream!

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13-10-2014, 06:34 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
(13-10-2014 04:58 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(13-10-2014 03:28 PM)TN Skeptic Wrote:  Aww..thanks! That made me smile! I know how to fish (not that I like too), and I can cook too. Oh and I could organize events to help raise community morale!

You might surprise yourself, Carol; on The Walking Dead, started out with virtually no survival ability. She has turned into one bad-ass killing machine.

That is true! And while caring for baby Judith!!
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13-10-2014, 06:47 PM
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(13-10-2014 06:23 PM)bemore Wrote:  Well I get my diploma in hypnotherapy on Saturday so I can offer a wide range of services...

Phobias - Scared of getting torn to shreds by the undead?
Weight loss - Because snacking on whatever you can salvage is not healthy longterm!
Anxiety/Stress - Find your own little sense of peace within the apocalypse
Pain management - Shift your attention away from the pain and concentrate on something else..... like the end of civilisation and everything you know up until this point!
Smoking Cessation - Because you need all the lung capacity you can to run/scream!

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