TTA Zombie Survival Skills
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13-10-2014, 06:56 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
(13-10-2014 06:47 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(13-10-2014 06:23 PM)bemore Wrote:  Well I get my diploma in hypnotherapy on Saturday so I can offer a wide range of services...

Phobias - Scared of getting torn to shreds by the undead?
Weight loss - Because snacking on whatever you can salvage is not healthy longterm!
Anxiety/Stress - Find your own little sense of peace within the apocalypse
Pain management - Shift your attention away from the pain and concentrate on something else..... like the end of civilisation and everything you know up until this point!
Smoking Cessation - Because you need all the lung capacity you can to run/scream!

Religious delusion? Consider

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13-10-2014, 06:58 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
Some martial arts ability, First aid training, I've fired a gun a few times. Never killed anything but needs must as they say. I own a sword.

I'm reasonably good with engines, advanced driving and biking. I have an hour of actual flight experience which might be better than nothing in a pinch, or I might just crash us into a mountain.

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13-10-2014, 07:11 PM
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I'd put my old toe shoes back on and kick zombies in the head. They wouldn't know what hit them.

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And then, god dammit, I'd force them to wear tutus and tights.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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13-10-2014, 10:15 PM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
I have extremely powerful logical and critical thinking skills....yeah ok, I know we ALL claim that but whatever.


I have an unbreakable will that natural elements like weather and fatigue etc. Could never stop me.

I have martial arts training. 11 Years of it. I know how to use a sword if need be.

I am skinny and have high energy and cardio! Rule #1 - Cardio!

I am a excellent cook.

It is impossible for me to have my fears get the best of me.

I am immune to the feelings of stress when I am backed to a corner.

I am an excellent driver.

I am very flexible

I am extremely imaginative and creative. Which is a must for survival.

I have powerful analytic skills - It takes me time to think, but I can think my way out of almost any bad situation.


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13-10-2014, 10:41 PM
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I'm a skilled driver, and can operate almost anything with 2 wheels or more. I annually put 10K+ miles on my motorcycle, and I also have off-road experience. Give me a XR650L and a full tank of gas, and I'll outrun the hoard.

Not a half-bad amateur mechanic, and I certainly know my way around an engine. I do all of my own automotive/motorcycle repair and maintenance, including very involved projects like rebuilding carburetors, replacing timing belts, and replacing whole radiators.

A fairly decent novice marksman with a healthy respect for the danger firearms poses. Last time I was at the range I was able to make a 5 inch grouping with an un-scoped 30-30 lever action rifle, shooting at a man sized target at 100 yards.

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14-10-2014, 03:13 AM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
(13-10-2014 06:23 PM)bemore Wrote:  Well I get my diploma in hypnotherapy on Saturday so I can offer a wide range of services...

Phobias - Scared of getting torn to shreds by the undead?
Weight loss - Because snacking on whatever you can salvage is not healthy longterm!
Anxiety/Stress - Find your own little sense of peace within the apocalypse
Pain management - Shift your attention away from the pain and concentrate on something else..... like the end of civilisation and everything you know up until this point!
Smoking Cessation - Because you need all the lung capacity you can to run/scream!

I think we have a winner!

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14-10-2014, 08:57 AM
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Wow, there's lots of great cooks among us. There needs to be a "Zombie Breakfast Special". Brains, easy over with a side of mashed eyeballs and a beverage choice of body fluids i.e. blood or watered down boogers. It's a great morning start to any zombie.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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14-10-2014, 09:02 AM
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Consider

I think I'd make good bait.

Unsure

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14-10-2014, 09:08 AM
RE: TTA Zombie Survival Skills
(14-10-2014 09:02 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Consider

I think I'd make good bait.

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Nah, they like to eat brains. Tongue

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14-10-2014, 09:13 AM
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(14-10-2014 09:02 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Consider

I think I'd make good bait.

Unsure

the real question is, what would we catch? Unsure





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