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22-12-2016, 09:26 AM (This post was last modified: 22-12-2016 10:39 AM by adey67.)
TTA nativity casting
Imagine its 2017, Trump is in the Whitehouse and democracy has been abolished, VP Pence has ordered that all secular forums and organizations must perform a nativity play each year to avoid being shut down, the job of casting has fallen to you, please cast the following characters using TTA members.

The baby Jesus
The blessed virgin Mary
Joseph
Angels x as many as you like.
Wise men x3
King Herod
Innkeeper
Shepherds x3
Donkey x1
Various assorted farmyard animals x3

You may also add characters as you see fit.
A very merry Xmas and a happy new year to you all. Adey xx
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22-12-2016, 09:48 AM
RE: TTA nativity casting
Can I rewrite the nativity to more accurately reflect Judaism's beliefs and practices?

That might be fun. Evil_monster
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22-12-2016, 09:50 AM
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(22-12-2016 09:48 AM)Aliza Wrote:  Can I rewrite the nativity to more accurately reflect Judaism's beliefs and practices?

That might be fun. Evil_monster

Absolutely go for it id be interested to see what you make of it bearing in mind that Pence might have a hissy fit though.
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22-12-2016, 10:12 AM
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I'll be a tree. Wink

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22-12-2016, 10:19 AM
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Celestial Wanderer as the ass.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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22-12-2016, 10:21 AM
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I vote Chas to play Herod and Aliza as Mary and rocket has got to be one of the wise men for sure.
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22-12-2016, 10:25 AM
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Socialist view and bz can be sheep
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22-12-2016, 10:25 AM
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Baby Jesus can be none other than Earmuffs

Mother Mary is of course MomsBB.

Joseph is Vosur.

Three angels are Anjele, Aliza and Jennybee.

Three wise men are... Kingschosen, Girlyman and RocketSurgeon76.

King Herod is DLJ.

Innkeeper is Pablo, assisted by Brian37.

Shepherds are Thumpalumpacus, Deese23 and OnlineBiker.

Donkey is Tomasia.

Sheep are Bzltyr, Socialistview and every other religious nutbag we've had here.

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22-12-2016, 10:29 AM
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Even though I'm female I'll be one of the Three Wise Guys. I'll be responsible for bringing the gold.....yeah, that's the ticket. Yeah, I'll bring the gold, and it won't be fool's gold either....it'll be real gold.....I swear. Angel

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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22-12-2016, 10:32 AM
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Making me shepherd huh???


Guess the sheep are gonna be nervous......


heh

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