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23-12-2016, 07:21 PM
RE: TTA nativity casting
Dang it! I thought my I had an original idea but I guess not.




Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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24-12-2016, 05:42 AM
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All righty then folks here is the revised casting list lets see what you can do with the extra characters.

God
Serpent
El caganer
The baby Jesus
The blessed virgin Mary
Joseph
Angels x as many as you like.
Wise men x3
King Herod
Innkeeper
Innkeepers wife
Shepherds x3
Donkey x1
Donkeys poop
Various assorted farmyard animals x3
Camels x3
Star of Bethlehem
Santa Claus
On call Ob/Gyn from Bethlehem general hospital.
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24-12-2016, 09:22 AM
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(24-12-2016 05:42 AM)adey67 Wrote:  All righty then folks here is the revised casting list lets see what you can do with the extra characters.

God
Serpent
El caganer
The baby Jesus
The blessed virgin Mary
Joseph
Angels x as many as you like.
Wise men x3
King Herod
Innkeeper
Innkeepers wife
Shepherds x3
Donkey x1
Donkeys poop
Various assorted farmyard animals x3
Camels x3
Star of Bethlehem
Santa Claus
On call Ob/Gyn from Bethlehem general hospital.

Laugh out load I never noticed uno caganero before.

I'll take the Star of Bethlehem like DF2 suggested.
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24-12-2016, 10:48 AM
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(24-12-2016 05:42 AM)adey67 Wrote:  All righty then folks here is the revised casting list lets see what you can do with the extra characters.

God
Serpent
El caganer
The baby Jesus
The blessed virgin Mary
Joseph
Angels x as many as you like.
Wise men x3
King Herod
Innkeeper
Innkeepers wife
Shepherds x3
Donkey x1
Donkeys poop
Various assorted farmyard animals x3
Camels x3
Star of Bethlehem
Santa Claus
On call Ob/Gyn from Bethlehem general hospital.

Being god I could play all of them but that's too much trouble. I stick with appearing on toasts, less energy spent and people still believe in me thanks to it.

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24-12-2016, 10:49 AM
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I'll be one of the camels. I don't mind being humped for a while. Angel

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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24-12-2016, 11:02 AM
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Somehow, people think they can't just take the desired part. There are auditions people!!! Perform a miracle, Szuchow, and we'll consider you for the part. Dancefortwo? Video of you getting humped will suffice for us to make a decision.

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24-12-2016, 11:05 AM
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(24-12-2016 11:02 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  Somehow, people think they can't just take the desired part. There are auditions people!!! Perform a miracle, Szuchow, and we'll consider you for the part. Dancefortwo? Video of you getting humped will suffice for us to make a decision.

Miracle? Consider? How dare you question the Almighty? You should be glad that I'm merciful god and I won't smite you.

About miracle - I suppose sometime in this year you found car key that you thought lost. It wasn't coincidence it was my divine intervention.

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24-12-2016, 11:08 AM
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(24-12-2016 11:05 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(24-12-2016 11:02 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  Somehow, people think they can't just take the desired part. There are auditions people!!! Perform a miracle, Szuchow, and we'll consider you for the part. Dancefortwo? Video of you getting humped will suffice for us to make a decision.

Miracle? Consider? How dare you question the Almighty? You should be glad that I'm merciful god and I won't smite you.

About miracle - I suppose sometime in this year you found car key that you thought lost. It wasn't coincidence it was my divine intervention.

We're sorry, Szuchow. Thanks for the car keys.
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24-12-2016, 11:11 AM
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(24-12-2016 11:08 AM)Aliza Wrote:  
(24-12-2016 11:05 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Miracle? Consider? How dare you question the Almighty? You should be glad that I'm merciful god and I won't smite you.

About miracle - I suppose sometime in this year you found car key that you thought lost. It wasn't coincidence it was my divine intervention.

We're sorry, Szuchow. Thanks for the car keys.

Apologies accepted, it's not like I'm wrathful god punishing sons (or daughters) to 3 or 4 generation.

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24-12-2016, 11:32 AM
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(24-12-2016 10:48 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(24-12-2016 05:42 AM)adey67 Wrote:  All righty then folks here is the revised casting list lets see what you can do with the extra characters.

God
Serpent
El caganer
The baby Jesus
The blessed virgin Mary
Joseph
Angels x as many as you like.
Wise men x3
King Herod
Innkeeper
Innkeepers wife
Shepherds x3
Donkey x1
Donkeys poop
Various assorted farmyard animals x3
Camels x3
Star of Bethlehem
Santa Claus
On call Ob/Gyn from Bethlehem general hospital.

Being god I could play all of them but that's too much trouble. I stick with appearing on toasts, less energy spent and people still believe in me thanks to it.

Sorry but as director / producer I'm afraid to have to tell you god is only a bit part he's the drunken absent dad seeing his kid for an hour on Xmas eve and then crying into his bottle of JD for the rest of the season.
Dances video of humping I feel sure I could watch over and over.... Pass the tissues please someone. Tongue
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