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29-12-2016, 12:39 PM (This post was last modified: 29-12-2016 01:35 PM by onlinebiker.)
TWAT Award
Yes indeed -- here is where you can nominate and vote on the Theist With A Theory Award......

Awarded weekly to the new guy, drive by spammer, or general pain in the ass who shows up spouting drivel......

They need not be present to win. (most times they just bugger off, never to be seen again)

Maybe in the future we can have a TWAT of the Year Award. We can have a ceremony, make a few speeches, and present the winner with a statuette that looks suspiciously like Q..........

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(fun fact on the side..... After the WTC bombing on 9-11 -- the Bush administration announced "The War Against Terrorism"....... It was quickly changed from "against" to "On"...... Not too many people caught this snafu, nor did it get widely reported in the media......... Now you know....... Big Grin )

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29-12-2016, 07:28 PM
RE: TWAT Award
They changed it to "on" because the government defeating terrorism would reduce the profits for our private defense contractors, and we definitely can't allow that Tongue

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30-12-2016, 12:43 AM
RE: TWAT Award
Theist With A Theory? I dunno. What they call a theory is so laughable sometimes.

Newton: "I think planets and other celestial objects orbit in ellipses because of an attractive force called gravity, here are some equations to work out how they move, and here are some predictions".

Theist: "I think planets go in circles because circles are perfect. Oh? Observations disagree??? Then fuck you Galileo, you're under arrest. How dare you observe differently than our beautiful theory?"

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30-12-2016, 05:00 AM
RE: TWAT Award
It seems fair.....

We can use the word "theory", just as loosely as theists use the word "proof".................

heh

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