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10-11-2015, 01:57 AM
RE: Tables are aware now
(09-11-2015 12:17 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  A theist on a Facebook group said the following:
"I BELIEVE the universe is causal and deterministic. This implies that the universe is continuously composing every moment, and by definition it is omnipresent and omniscience. Thus, the universe is one supreme being creator that discerned every historical event and its effect on the civilization ( including the events surrounding Plato, Einstein, Jesus christ, Muhammad, even you)."

There were several back and forths but suffice it to say, the challenge was levied to the theist to demonstrate the validity of the claims implied in their statement. Namely, how does one assess that the universe is conscious or contains knowledge or is aware?

Then they produced this gem


I may have found another theist more dishonest and ignorant than Tomasia Drinking Beverage


This person has obviously never read Being and nothingness. Big Grin

NOTE: Member, Tomasia uses this site to slander other individuals. He then later proclaims it a joke, but not in public.
I will call him a liar and a dog here and now.
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10-11-2015, 02:14 AM
RE: Tables are aware now
Incorrect use of "it's" (twice) ... argument dismissed.

That was easy.

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10-11-2015, 05:43 AM
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If a table is aware mine is probably traumatized. The things it has seen, the things it has held...
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10-11-2015, 06:23 AM
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(10-11-2015 05:43 AM)natachan Wrote:  If a table is aware mine is probably traumatized. The things it has seen, the things it has held...

Weeping Now *I'm* traumatized.

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10-11-2015, 06:52 AM
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Let's take this back a couple thousand years.

Is the table aware... or is it merely the FORM of the table that is aware?

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10-11-2015, 07:30 AM
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Well, if my tables are aware, what about my chairs? I've been farting in those things and they're probably plotting to kill me right about now.

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10-11-2015, 07:48 AM
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(10-11-2015 07:30 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Well, if my tables are aware, what about my chairs? I've been farting in those things and they're probably plotting to kill me right about now.

That would explain some things.



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10-11-2015, 09:47 AM
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(09-11-2015 12:17 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  I may have found another theist more dishonest and ignorant than Tomasia Drinking Beverage

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10-11-2015, 09:51 AM
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(10-11-2015 09:47 AM)Tomasia Wrote:  
(09-11-2015 12:17 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  I may have found another theist more dishonest and ignorant than Tomasia Drinking Beverage

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10-11-2015, 09:57 AM
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It sounds like your FB Theist has been OD'ing on Deepak books. He/she needs to put Chopra down and back away slowly.

"The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species." - Christopher Hitchens

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