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10-07-2015, 12:39 AM
RE: Take the Virgins!
(10-07-2015 12:17 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  Where do all the virgins come from anyway? Are they virgins who died early in life then they went to heaven?

What if 72 virgins are required for each of the 100 mean that went to heaven but not enough virgins have died to go around... Does God kill more?

Are new virgins created in heaven? If so, how did they manage to bypass spending time down here like everyone else has to?

That's why muslims need atheists...cuz we eat babies and babies be virgins. It's mutually beneficial. Facepalm
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10-07-2015, 05:53 AM
RE: Take the Virgins!
Dumbasses...

I'd take a pair of slutty sisters over any number of virgins.............

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10-07-2015, 06:50 AM
RE: Take the Virgins!
(10-07-2015 12:39 AM)pablo Wrote:  
(10-07-2015 12:17 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  Where do all the virgins come from anyway? Are they virgins who died early in life then they went to heaven?

What if 72 virgins are required for each of the 100 mean that went to heaven but not enough virgins have died to go around... Does God kill more?

Are new virgins created in heaven? If so, how did they manage to bypass spending time down here like everyone else has to?

That's why muslims need atheists...cuz we eat babies and babies be virgins. It's mutually beneficial. Facepalm

You make a balanced argument. Consider

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