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11-12-2016, 12:13 PM
Tales from the Swamp
Good ole LA. Even in winter, things just keep happening.

It was about 40 degrees yesterday. All reptiles should be dormant. Nope, not here.

I pulled into the driveway and something darted into the azaleas. The kids and I got out of the car. I told them to go inside. I looked at the base of the bushes and saw something long, thick and black. No, it wasn't a BBC, you pervs.

I got my 380 and unloaded 5 rounds in the body. He coiled up and showed me his head and began to strike at me. I emptied the magazine into his face.

When I pulled him out, he was 4.5 feet long and and thick. A cotton mouth in 40 degree weather right out in the open.

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11-12-2016, 12:15 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
Climate change is a hoax.

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11-12-2016, 12:47 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
Did it taste like chicken?

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11-12-2016, 12:54 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
I thought they drained the swamp. Tongue
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11-12-2016, 12:58 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
(11-12-2016 12:54 PM)pablo Wrote:  I thought they drained the swamp. Tongue

Yep, right into the Cabinet.

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11-12-2016, 01:07 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
Pics or it didn’t happen KC. Angel

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11-12-2016, 01:47 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
I hope you made a rue an cooked dat?
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11-12-2016, 02:01 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
(11-12-2016 12:13 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  I saw something long, thick and black.

He coiled up and showed me his head and began to strike at me.

... And a few judicious edits later... KC admits that the safety of his butthole in the swamps of Louisiana cannot be guaranteed...

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11-12-2016, 02:21 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
If I remember correctly, this isn't your first snake shooting story on here...though the other time may have been during a different season.

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11-12-2016, 02:56 PM
RE: Tales from the Swamp
(11-12-2016 02:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  If I remember correctly, this isn't your first snake shooting story on here...though the other time may have been during a different season.

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Yep. Copperhead last time.

One of the many reason I carry a gun with me and in my car.

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