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29-04-2014, 10:28 AM
Taq inadvertently just de-de-converted me
Taq has just given me my 2000th like. This in and of itself is not remarkable, it's only when you look deeper and realize that Taq ALSO gave me my 1000th like does the true wonder of GOD show itself. I mean, there's no possible explanation other than divine influence and if you think otherwise, you obviously require the Holy Spirit in you to grant you divine understanding so that you can see that it's divine influence. It's only logical.


Laugh out load Laugh out load Laugh out load

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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29-04-2014, 10:30 AM
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Praise Jebus!Bowing

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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29-04-2014, 10:36 AM
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Oh my ! Is Taq the messiah, are we at the rapture Gasp

Holy fuck ! ....run ! ....save yourselves ! Bechased

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29-04-2014, 10:37 AM
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I'm beginning to wonder whether Richard Dawkins is just a prophet for the true messiah!
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29-04-2014, 10:40 AM
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(29-04-2014 10:37 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  I'm beginning to wonder whether Richard Dawkins is just a prophet for the true messiah!

All hail the one true messiah, Taqiyya Mockingbird. May his rage fill you and allow his insults to flow through you.

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29-04-2014, 10:54 AM
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Woah I never knew
Taq...is...GOD OhmyOhmyOhmy

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Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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29-04-2014, 10:56 AM
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(29-04-2014 10:54 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  Woah I never knew
Taq...is...GOD OhmyOhmyOhmy

Well, he's the son of god, but he is god, but god is actually 3 people, but he's only one person. It makes sense once you've blindly accepted the Word of Taq into your heart.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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29-04-2014, 10:59 AM
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(29-04-2014 10:56 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(29-04-2014 10:54 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  Woah I never knew
Taq...is...GOD OhmyOhmyOhmy

Well, he's the son of god, but he is god, but god is actually 3 people, but he's only one person. It makes sense once you've blindly accepted the Word of Taq into your heart.

I wonder if Taq will let me be the Holy Spirit. I want to move through people.

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Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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29-04-2014, 11:01 AM
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(29-04-2014 10:59 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  I wonder if Taq will let me be the Holy Spirit. I want to move through people.

Are you sure? You seem sexually frustrated enough as it is! Smile
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29-04-2014, 11:03 AM
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(29-04-2014 11:01 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(29-04-2014 10:59 AM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  I wonder if Taq will let me be the Holy Spirit. I want to move through people.

Are you sure? You seem sexually frustrated enough as it is! Smile

Baha! I just thought it'd be cool to be a ghost.

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