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16-03-2016, 09:44 PM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
Thank you Samantha Bee for bringing us the terror that is "Ted Cruz" and "Full Frontal" in the same headline.

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18-03-2016, 05:56 AM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
(16-03-2016 07:49 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(16-03-2016 07:29 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  I'm not a racist, but I hate Trump because he's orange.

I think he's secretly a godamn Oompa Loompa.

Yup, a muslim marxist commie robber baron satanic jewish Oompa Loompa from Kenya. He thought that he could fool us.

I'm going to demand to see his birth certificate, then cry that it's a fake.

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18-03-2016, 06:16 AM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
(18-03-2016 05:56 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(16-03-2016 07:49 PM)pablo Wrote:  I think he's secretly a godamn Oompa Loompa.

Yup, a muslim marxist commie robber baron satanic jewish Oompa Loompa from Kenya. He thought that he could fool us.

I'm going to demand to see his birth certificate, then cry that it's a fake.

Mien Drumpf went swimming in the moat that surrounds Mr Burn's nuclear power plant.

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18-03-2016, 06:18 AM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
(16-03-2016 09:44 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Thank you Samantha Bee for bringing us the terror that is "Ted Cruz" and "Full Frontal" in the same headline.

She's gotta hit Mien Drumpf at some point soon.

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18-03-2016, 06:20 AM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
Mien Drumpf, "I ate our political system with fava beans and a nice Chianti"...... Drumpfallo Biff, "Would you vote for me? I'd vote for me."

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18-03-2016, 06:40 AM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
(18-03-2016 06:20 AM)Brian37 Wrote:  Mien Drumpf, "I ate our political system with fava beans and a nice Chianti"...... Drumpfallo Biff, "Would you vote for me? I'd vote for me."

It's "mein Drumpf" says the grammar Nazi.

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19-03-2016, 07:37 AM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
We know Rubio said he was friends with Pitbull and listened to the rap musics but didn't say what exactly. We've been able to see for year Huckabee jam out on his bass at times... but what do we know of Ted Cruz's music love?




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19-03-2016, 08:39 AM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
(18-03-2016 06:40 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 06:20 AM)Brian37 Wrote:  Mien Drumpf, "I ate our political system with fava beans and a nice Chianti"...... Drumpfallo Biff, "Would you vote for me? I'd vote for me."

It's "mein Drumpf" says the grammar Nazi.

No, some are yes. If you must know I am LD and always have been and while the red line does help and I do try to correct myself, I also am not going to commit suicide because some are too lazy to consider the message and get stuck on a flaw. I also constantly transpose there with their. I may also be slightly dyslexic.

Pay me a salary then it will matter to me. Outside that maybe you'd do better to look at the message.

Drumpf is still an asshole despite my spelling.

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23-03-2016, 02:43 PM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
(16-03-2016 02:23 PM)pablo Wrote:  Samantha Bee explains how no one likes Ted Cruz.



She is wrong, I like Cruz.
Many Conservatives like Ted Cruz. That is why he is still in the race.
He is nothing like this criminal and corrupt politician Hillary. Or communist Sanders

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23-03-2016, 02:46 PM
RE: Ted Cruz 101
Ted Cruz would never do what liberal Obama did: while people were killed by Muslims in Brussels Obama was making waves with communist Castro in Cuba.
Typical Obama.

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