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10-09-2012, 11:16 AM
Teenager accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle;
From our "Kids Do the Darndest Things" Department:

Police: Michael Smeriglio accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle; friend arrested on drug charge

"PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought."

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/art...d-testicle
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10-09-2012, 11:20 AM
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Holy shit, that is pretty hilarious.

Although, I don't like the bit about the drug charge... not necessary. That actually pains me more.

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10-09-2012, 11:27 AM
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Who cleans a LOADED GUN?

Step 1 to gun safety..... making sure it's not loaded
Step 2 to gun safety..... Assume it's loaded
Step 3 to gun safety..... Treat it as if it's loaded...
Step 4 to gun safety..... If you've followed all the above, you can avoid shooting your testicles and penis off.
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10-09-2012, 11:27 AM
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Teenagers!

No self-control.

Prone to going off half-cocked.


(someone had to say it)

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10-09-2012, 11:28 AM
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DAMN!
That makes my vagina quiver.

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10-09-2012, 11:30 AM
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(10-09-2012 11:28 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  DAMN!
That makes my vagina quiver.

The Quivering Vaginas is actually the name of my new band.

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10-09-2012, 11:32 AM
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(10-09-2012 11:30 AM)frankiej Wrote:  The Quivering Vaginas is actually the name of my new band.

That's fucking creepy.

Me and Ferdinand are going to make a band and either name it 'Wreck Into My Rectum' or 'Anal Fistration'. Tongue

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10-09-2012, 11:43 AM
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(10-09-2012 11:28 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  DAMN!
That makes my vagina quiver.

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10-09-2012, 11:45 AM
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(10-09-2012 11:43 AM)Vosur Wrote:  [Image: e31.jpg]

I can't see the photo, because of my school's firewall.

Send it in an attachment because dude I am super curious as to what it is now. Shocking

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10-09-2012, 12:30 PM
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To quote Solid Snake..."You haven't even taken the safety off rookie."

Leviticus does not justify stupidity, but it is more than enough to define corruption of the human mind.

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