Teh Book of Gwynnite
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03-06-2016, 01:01 PM
Teh Book of Gwynnite
So I've had a coupla hours of non-insanity and who's the second group of motherfuckers I thought to share it with?

Yeah, you catz.

I said to myself, self, you should really publish. And if/when self ever gets off its lazy ass and composes said book, you cats will hear about it sooner than second.

So who wants to help with the introduction:

My name is ellenjanuary and I'm a prophet of god...

I mean, how to I write this without sounding like a total fool? Inquiring minds wanna know...

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03-06-2016, 01:17 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
Write it like it was a bible. Plenty of people are buying into that shite!
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03-06-2016, 01:24 PM
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(03-06-2016 01:17 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Write it like it was a bible. Plenty of people are buying into that shite!

You missed the part where I have things like integrity and a shred of dignity.
But playing along...

In the beginning, Gwyneth Paltrow created the heavens and the earth....

Are you laughing. 'Cause I'm laughing. Laugh out load

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03-06-2016, 01:33 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
Audiobook
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03-06-2016, 01:35 PM
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(03-06-2016 01:33 PM)pablo Wrote:  Audiobook

From a guy who has never heard my voice. Obviously. Laugh out load

Did you see my attempt at youtube? I'm gonna go with "no." Wink

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03-06-2016, 01:36 PM
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(03-06-2016 01:35 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(03-06-2016 01:33 PM)pablo Wrote:  Audiobook

From a guy who has never heard my voice. Obviously. Laugh out load

Did you see my attempt at youtube? I'm gonna go with "no." Wink

Maybe you could get James Earl Jones to do it. Consider
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03-06-2016, 01:37 PM
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(03-06-2016 01:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(03-06-2016 01:35 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  From a guy who has never heard my voice. Obviously. Laugh out load

Did you see my attempt at youtube? I'm gonna go with "no." Wink

Maybe you could get James Earl Jones to do it. Consider

I think you also missed my budget. Laugh out load

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03-06-2016, 02:47 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
Hm. I recently read Nick Tosches', Under Tiberius. The author unearths a first-century memoir of a prominent Roman speechwriter who finds himself in a relationship with you know who... not a bad route to take. But maybe keep it more contemporary... a Toa of the moment kind of thing.

I'd read your stuff HoC - it makes sense to me. Shy

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03-06-2016, 03:03 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
Actually you catz ain't gotta help, 'cause you already did. A motherfucking prophet doesn't have "disciples" because "he's all that," a motherfucking prophet has disciples because his head's so far up his ass that a burp and a fart are the same instance.

Keep a motherfucker grounded, the fuck I'm saying. So if you catz are on the dedication page as "disciples," don't get all offended and shit...

Yes, I'm still drinking. Obviously. Laugh out load

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03-06-2016, 03:24 PM (This post was last modified: 03-06-2016 03:32 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
hoc said unto them, "A prophet is not without honor except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home."

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Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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