Teh Book of Gwynnite
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03-06-2016, 03:31 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
(03-06-2016 01:35 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(03-06-2016 01:33 PM)pablo Wrote:  Audiobook

From a guy who has never heard my voice. Obviously. Laugh out load

Did you see my attempt at youtube? I'm gonna go with "no." Wink

You want I should show them?

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03-06-2016, 03:32 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
(03-06-2016 01:01 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  My name is ellenjanuary and I'm a prophet of god... and a protege of Saint Gwynnie.

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03-06-2016, 03:32 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
(03-06-2016 03:31 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  You want I should show them?

#fuckinggirly

Laugh out load

Good to communicate once more, brother.

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03-06-2016, 04:29 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
(03-06-2016 01:37 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(03-06-2016 01:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  Maybe you could get James Earl Jones to do it. Consider

I think you also missed my budget. Laugh out load

you don't have to pay him, just convert him.
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03-06-2016, 04:49 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
(03-06-2016 01:01 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  My name is ellenjanuary and I'm a gunslinger for god. The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

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03-06-2016, 04:57 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
(03-06-2016 04:29 PM)skyking Wrote:  you don't have to pay him, just convert him.

Reads like a challenge. Like the gauntlet is thrown.

Like motherfucker put your shoes on

Now if I was a wild-eyed theist, I'd break out the capslock and give you the righteous smote...

This shit's realer than real

/end capslock.

I'm in the being stage. Conversion, should such a dragon ever be tailed, would be the action stage. If I can't get past be I ain't gonna jump right into act. I believe in crazy shit like evolution - that only half of my "divine mandate" (I wrote that with a straight face) comes from "god" while the other half - the far more vital half - comes from the times being all prophetic and shit.

If you stir a pot that's boiling and you don't expect a mess in the kitchen, ya really ain't got no business in the kitchen. Motherfuckers that go "boiling pot is conspiracy talk" ain't got no business asking me to choose between Trump and Clinton.

Truth is, I don't know. I cannot say I want to know. I've interacted with people in a first meeting scenario where the light in their eyes validated Gwynnite. I can attest that whatever I am, conduit of revealed religion qualifies.

And fuck that.

tl/dr

Thanks but no. Wink

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03-06-2016, 05:07 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
who knows, he might be game for a change?
After reading some of the ex-theists laundry lists that show up here, change seems to be inevitable.
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03-06-2016, 05:43 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
I'm a believer HoC. Not a Gwynnite, but a believer for sure. I think it's a splendid idea.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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03-06-2016, 08:18 PM
RE: Teh Book of Gwynnite
James has been reduced to voicing Arby's commercials these days, you might be able to get him cheap.
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