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28-03-2016, 11:03 AM
Tell Me A Story...
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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in the land of Cap’n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch Cereal Land.

*Yes I'm typing this as I eat breakfast. Wink
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28-03-2016, 11:26 AM
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Her land was threatened by the Pirates who do nothing but go "Arr" and "Shiver Me Timbers" and sing sea shanties, and their leader--the Notorious Captain Crook, a renowned cereal killer.
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28-03-2016, 11:37 AM
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SUDDENLY! *BOOM*

The great lord Molé of the Mole-people attacked the Pirates from the rear.
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28-03-2016, 11:49 AM
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The pirates then discovered that their cannons weighed too much to be turned to face the new threat easily.

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28-03-2016, 12:07 PM
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But pirates were accustomed to things not being easy so their cannons were realigned in time to fend of the cowardly attack and slaughter the impure mockeries of holy human form.

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28-03-2016, 12:18 PM
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(28-03-2016 12:07 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  But pirates were accustomed to things not being easy so their cannons were realigned in time to fend of the cowardly attack and slaughter the impure mockeries of holy human form.

heh heh, you said "But pirates..."

Next an aerial invasion by shrieking harpies from the third circle of Hel, defecating profusely and with inspired imagination on all they see.
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28-03-2016, 12:20 PM
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Sadly the harpies were blind.
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28-03-2016, 12:27 PM
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(28-03-2016 12:20 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Sadly the harpies were blind.

But, fortunately, they had photographic hearing.

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28-03-2016, 12:28 PM
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But thanks to evolution, the harpies had really big ears and were able to hear miles and miles away.
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28-03-2016, 12:30 PM
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Sadly good hearing matters not when your target has good anti air defense and competent crew; harpies were blown to hell and pirates made themselves caps from their feathers.

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