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29-03-2016, 10:09 AM
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(29-03-2016 09:59 AM)jennybee Wrote:  So by the power of Greyskull, he turned some water into tequila shots.

And partied it up with the crew, then woke up the next day drunk and naked next to some guy wearing a tinfoil halo. He vaguely remembered some kind of turning-water-into-alcohol competition.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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29-03-2016, 10:35 AM
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He woke up and found the princess passed out in a bathtub filled with tequila with the three-headed alien guinea pig sitting on her head.
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29-03-2016, 10:40 AM
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(29-03-2016 10:35 AM)jennybee Wrote:  He woke up and found the princess passed out in a bathtub filled with tequila with the three-headed alien guinea pig sitting on her head.

He started doing shots of tequila with the guinea pig while he thought about what he should do next. The princess woke up and joined in.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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29-03-2016, 10:58 AM
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What the heck is this? Chronicles of Riddick meets The Hangover?
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29-03-2016, 11:00 AM
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(29-03-2016 10:58 AM)jason_delisle Wrote:  What the heck is this? Chronicles of Riddick meets The Hangover?

... is what he wanted to say, but he felt that it might be rude.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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29-03-2016, 11:08 AM
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He picked up the guinea pig and went to make the princess coffee and a nice vegan breakfast.
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29-03-2016, 11:23 AM
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(29-03-2016 11:08 AM)jennybee Wrote:  He picked up the guinea pig and went to make the princess coffee and a nice vegan breakfast.

After a lovely breakfast Vin confided his mission to the princess. In order to be more secretive about it he superglued the door of her chamber shut and ordered the guinea pig to guard it.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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29-03-2016, 11:29 AM
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In order to guard the door, he had to wear a disguise to cover up his other two heads, so no one would know that he was secretly a magical guinea pig. Wink

He took a selfie...

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29-03-2016, 12:12 PM
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(29-03-2016 11:29 AM)jennybee Wrote:  In order to guard the door, he had to wear a disguise to cover up his other two heads, so no one would know that he was secretly a magical guinea pig. Wink

He took a selfie...

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The princess wasn't feeling quite right. Then it hit her... Vin Unleaded wasn't who he claimed to be... *gasp* he's actually the notorious Vinereal Diseasel... Yes.. She had just contracted Vinereal Diseasel.. Like... As a contractor..
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29-03-2016, 12:18 PM
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(29-03-2016 12:12 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  
(29-03-2016 11:29 AM)jennybee Wrote:  In order to guard the door, he had to wear a disguise to cover up his other two heads, so no one would know that he was secretly a magical guinea pig. Wink

He took a selfie...

[Image: 83e53734852f38cf00a476cde446946a.jpg]

The princess wasn't feeling quite right. Then it hit her... Vin Unleaded wasn't who he claimed to be... *gasp* he's actually the notorious Vinereal Diseasel... Yes.. She had just contracted Vinereal Diseasel.. Like... As a contractor..

Gasp The princess immediately went to the nearest sorceror, M.D. and got some magical flower potion to put all over her royal vajayjay. Wink
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