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28-03-2016, 12:34 PM
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Gasp

Luckily, the harpies had sisters who were sirens who were experienced ninjas and they were ready to kick some serious pirate booty Tongue

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28-03-2016, 12:34 PM
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Meanwhile... The princess is just sitting on the balcony with a bowl of cereal wondering why the story isn't about her anymore.
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28-03-2016, 12:37 PM
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After thinking for a while princess realized that eating cereal is somewhat less interesting that pirates and siren ninjas slaughtering each others.

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28-03-2016, 12:41 PM
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The princess realized this whole story was going on inside her cereal bowl.

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28-03-2016, 12:45 PM
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(28-03-2016 12:34 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Gasp

Luckily, the harpies had sisters who were sirens who were experienced ninjas and they were ready to kick some serious pirate booty Tongue




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28-03-2016, 12:49 PM
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(28-03-2016 12:41 PM)jennybee Wrote:  The princess realized this whole story was going on inside her cereal bowl.

She commanded.. "RELEaaSE THE CAPN!!"

Her cereal began to froth... The tiny battle fell silent and Fear took hold
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28-03-2016, 12:51 PM
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(28-03-2016 12:49 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 12:41 PM)jennybee Wrote:  The princess realized this whole story was going on inside her cereal bowl.

She commanded.. "RELEaaSE THE CAPN!!"

Her cereal began to froth... The tiny battle fell silent and Fear took hold

And her bowl runneth over.

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28-03-2016, 01:00 PM
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And lo and behold, there was flavored almond milk all over creation; it was a primordial soup of Cap'n Crunch Wink

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28-03-2016, 01:02 PM
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(28-03-2016 12:51 PM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 12:49 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  She commanded.. "RELEaaSE THE CAPN!!"

Her cereal began to froth... The tiny battle fell silent and Fear took hold

And her bowl runneth over.

Erupting from the bowl, a great spire arose... But it wasn't Captain Crunch at all... It was a large horse dildo. The princess had summoned the wrong "Cap'n".. And the story took a very strange turn
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28-03-2016, 01:03 PM
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The end
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