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16-07-2017, 07:45 PM (This post was last modified: 16-07-2017 07:58 PM by outtathereligioncloset.)
RE: Terrible Flirt Thread
Fully developed tongue skills=no need for Viagra or Cialis. Well played ghostexorcist!

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16-07-2017, 08:00 PM
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(16-07-2017 07:41 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  "I have solid gold pussy-eating skills." This would be my opening line if I had the balls to say it

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16-07-2017, 08:54 PM
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This reminds me of the joke where this gal is traveling the world in search of unique sexual experiences, and meets a guy who tells her that he can "Caress her navel with his tongue". She isn't all that impressed, and says so. He replies "From the inside.". Ohmy
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16-07-2017, 08:57 PM
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(16-07-2017 08:54 PM)Fireball Wrote:  This reminds me of the joke where this gal is traveling the world in search of unique sexual experiences, and meets a guy who tells her that he can "Caress her navel with his tongue". She isn't all that impressed, and says so. He replies "From the inside.". Ohmy

Yikes! What was he, part lizard? Wink
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16-07-2017, 09:10 PM
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(16-07-2017 08:54 PM)Fireball Wrote:  This reminds me of the joke where this gal is traveling the world in search of unique sexual experiences, and meets a guy who tells her that he can "Caress her navel with his tongue". She isn't all that impressed, and says so. He replies "From the inside.". Ohmy

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16-07-2017, 11:30 PM
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(16-07-2017 04:52 PM)jennybee Wrote:  The problem with my simply taking off and doing that is I like having a man in my life. So I try as best as I can to fit myself into the mold of what most men want their wife/gf/mate to be. But sometimes doing that becomes tiring to maintain. Undecided

I think you under-rate that there are also guys who have that wander-lust... So what if most men don't like it? If we're taking a global survey most men are probably religious Tongue

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17-07-2017, 04:51 AM (This post was last modified: 17-07-2017 05:12 AM by jennybee.)
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(16-07-2017 11:30 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(16-07-2017 04:52 PM)jennybee Wrote:  The problem with my simply taking off and doing that is I like having a man in my life. So I try as best as I can to fit myself into the mold of what most men want their wife/gf/mate to be. But sometimes doing that becomes tiring to maintain. Undecided

I think you under-rate that there are also guys who have that wander-lust... So what if most men don't like it? If we're taking a global survey most men are probably religious Tongue

Agreed. But none of the guys I've dated seem to be into it. They want the picket fence. And it's not just wanderlust with me, it's adventure in general. Maybe it's just the guys I've come in contact with that aren't into this sort of thing Consider I tend to date a lot of white collar men so maybe that has something to do with it?

Of course, then you add my personality into the mix--like I say I have the sense of humor of a dude. I think some guys are shocked at some of the things I say because externally I'm very feminine looking. So I think when I start in with the potty humor and dick jokes while swearing like a truck driver, I don't really think they know what to make of me. Tongue
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17-07-2017, 05:25 AM
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The way I think of things is: do what makes you happy.

If he makes you happy, don't worry about what "normal" people do, just be happy together. If that means getting married or not, then who cares, as long as you both are happy together. The flip side is, if you're unhappy and/or want to be doing something with your life that he's not on board with, maybe it's time to think about things.

I'm much like you in so much as we try and make others happy, by changing ourselves bit by bit to suit what others are doing. Although over the last few years I've come to the thought of "I am who I am, I like the things that I like, and if people can't accept it, then fuck 'em". I've learnt that whilst we can still make others happy, there needs to that little 1% of selfishness in there as well, or else you'll lose everything else about yourself trying to make them happy.

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17-07-2017, 05:32 AM
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(17-07-2017 05:25 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  The way I think of things is: do what makes you happy.

If he makes you happy, don't worry about what "normal" people do, just be happy together. If that means getting married or not, then who cares, as long as you both are happy together. The flip side is, if you're unhappy and/or want to be doing something with your life that he's not on board with, maybe it's time to think about things.

I'm much like you in so much as we try and make others happy, by changing ourselves bit by bit to suit what others are doing. Although over the last few years I've come to the thought of "I am who I am, I like the things that I like, and if people can't accept it, then fuck 'em". I've learnt that whilst we can still make others happy, there needs to that little 1% of selfishness in there as well, or else you'll lose everything else about yourself trying to make them happy.

I think it's less about me wanting to make others happy and more about my wanting to have a man in my life. So while I don't change my personality, I do temper it in the sense that I try to live the life most guys I've dated want--with the house in the suburbs and all that comes with that. So it's more about trying to make myself fit into this lifestyle and less about changing my personality.
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17-07-2017, 05:41 AM
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(17-07-2017 05:32 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(17-07-2017 05:25 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  The way I think of things is: do what makes you happy.

If he makes you happy, don't worry about what "normal" people do, just be happy together. If that means getting married or not, then who cares, as long as you both are happy together. The flip side is, if you're unhappy and/or want to be doing something with your life that he's not on board with, maybe it's time to think about things.

I'm much like you in so much as we try and make others happy, by changing ourselves bit by bit to suit what others are doing. Although over the last few years I've come to the thought of "I am who I am, I like the things that I like, and if people can't accept it, then fuck 'em". I've learnt that whilst we can still make others happy, there needs to that little 1% of selfishness in there as well, or else you'll lose everything else about yourself trying to make them happy.

I think it's less about me wanting to make others happy and more about my wanting to have a man in my life. So while I don't change my personality, I do temper it in the sense that I try to live the life most guys I've dated want--with the house in the suburbs and all that comes with that. So it's more about trying to make myself fit into this lifestyle and less about changing my personality.
Hmmm, fair enough.

Just be yourself and be happy Smile if fitting in with this idea/situation is something that does make you happy, by being with MrBee (sorry I dont know his name haha), then do it. Thumbsup

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