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18-07-2017, 10:43 AM
RE: Terrible Flirt Thread
(18-07-2017 10:36 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(18-07-2017 10:31 AM)jennybee Wrote:  That's awesome! Heart If a guy did that with me, I'd insist on practicing wrestling moves with each other after Laugh out load Thumbsup
Tongue so far, no girl has offered to wrestle me [in a non sexual way at least lol] but I'd be up for it Laugh out load

Mrs Oaktree has never really been into it, but puts up with me being a bit of a dork (well, a massive dork), which is a plus. Between Wrestling and superhero movies, I don't really a lot to bargin with, when it comes to women haha.

Not true, you have that and your accident-prone fat stripper stories Tongue

On a serious note, you have a lot to offer. Mrs. O I'm sure knows how lucky she is to have an awesome dork like you to grow old with Tongue
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18-07-2017, 10:51 AM
RE: Terrible Flirt Thread
(18-07-2017 10:43 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(18-07-2017 10:36 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  Tongue so far, no girl has offered to wrestle me [in a non sexual way at least lol] but I'd be up for it Laugh out load

Mrs Oaktree has never really been into it, but puts up with me being a bit of a dork (well, a massive dork), which is a plus. Between Wrestling and superhero movies, I don't really a lot to bargin with, when it comes to women haha.

Not true, you have that and your accident-prone fat stripper stories Tongue

On a serious note, you have a lot to offer. Mrs. O I'm sure knows how lucky she is to have an awesome dork like you to grow old with Tongue

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Lol I have 1 fat stripper story, and I'd like to keep it at that if possible haha

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18-07-2017, 10:55 AM
RE: Terrible Flirt Thread
(16-07-2017 08:54 PM)Fireball Wrote:  This reminds me of the joke where this gal is traveling the world in search of unique sexual experiences, and meets a guy who tells her that he can "Caress her navel with his tongue". She isn't all that impressed, and says so. He replies "From the inside.". Ohmy

Um. Did you get his name?

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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18-07-2017, 11:00 AM
RE: Terrible Flirt Thread
(18-07-2017 10:55 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(16-07-2017 08:54 PM)Fireball Wrote:  This reminds me of the joke where this gal is traveling the world in search of unique sexual experiences, and meets a guy who tells her that he can "Caress her navel with his tongue". She isn't all that impressed, and says so. He replies "From the inside.". Ohmy

Um. Did you get his name?

And his name is:

JOHN CENA !!!!!

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18-07-2017, 01:14 PM
RE: Terrible Flirt Thread
(18-07-2017 10:55 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(16-07-2017 08:54 PM)Fireball Wrote:  This reminds me of the joke where this gal is traveling the world in search of unique sexual experiences, and meets a guy who tells her that he can "Caress her navel with his tongue". She isn't all that impressed, and says so. He replies "From the inside.". Ohmy

Um. Did you get his name?

Asking for a friend, right?
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19-07-2017, 11:09 AM
RE: Terrible Flirt Thread
(18-07-2017 01:14 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(18-07-2017 10:55 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Um. Did you get his name?

Asking for a friend, right?

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19-07-2017, 12:19 PM
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Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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20-07-2017, 01:30 PM
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That almost made me snort my beer all over my pc!!
What the hell am I doing in this thread anyway? Reading up on the forum, I guess (being plain bored really....)

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20-07-2017, 01:46 PM
RE: Terrible Flirt Thread
(18-07-2017 01:14 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(18-07-2017 10:55 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Um. Did you get his name?

Asking for a friend, right?

Um.....yeah, yeah! Sure am. Angel

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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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