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12-07-2017, 04:48 AM
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12-07-2017, 06:16 AM
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Them: "Can you reach into my pocket and grab my keys for me? My hands are full." (could have easily held everything in one hand)

Me: "Sure" *reach into pocket and feel around for keys while they grin* "Here you go, you're welcome, bye."

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12-07-2017, 06:35 AM
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My ex-wife initiated pretty much everything. She invited me to go to Xiang Shan, a park / temple up on a little mountain in Beijing, and spent the better part of the morning trying to flirt with me without me noticing. She finally just snatched my hand (I was 24 and it was my first time holding hands). We walked around like that for an hour or so with me pretty much unable to formulate words. By lunch she'd realized that I was romantically inept, so she finally just grabbed me and made her move (again, 24, first kiss) in front of some random Buddha looking statue. That night she attempted to deflower me but I was too nervous to perform so she gave me a day to recuperate from all the "stress", you know, of being molested by a hot Chinese college girl, and tried again the next day.

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12-07-2017, 07:06 AM
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12-07-2017, 07:18 AM
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Hey man, nothing wrong with Zooey Deschanel! She's on the Schwing list for sure. Even with the dorky glasses Laugh out load

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12-07-2017, 07:43 AM
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I think Zooey sings beautifully. AND she plays the ukulele. Flirty.




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12-07-2017, 08:12 AM
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She did the music to the latest Winnie the Pooh movie....and it's amazing.

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12-07-2017, 09:11 AM
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(12-07-2017 08:12 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  She did the music to the latest Winnie the Pooh movie....and it's amazing.

I didn't know that! I'll have to check it out. Thanks!

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12-07-2017, 09:12 AM
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(12-07-2017 07:18 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  Hey man, nothing wrong with Zooey Deschanel! She's on the Schwing list for sure. Even with the dorky glasses Laugh out load

Zooey Deschanel gives me impure thoughts. My bad?

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12-07-2017, 09:34 AM
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(12-07-2017 09:11 AM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  
(12-07-2017 08:12 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  She did the music to the latest Winnie the Pooh movie....and it's amazing.

I didn't know that! I'll have to check it out. Thanks!
For what it's worth, it's genuily a very good movie as well. Made me laugh a bunch of times. And I didn't know for ages, and when I found out I was very surprised. She looks good, and can sing. +1 for her.

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