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08-03-2017, 12:36 PM
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Wizard of Oz:

Though she is informed of her own abilities by several women, a young tourist meets three unreliable men who promise to take her to meet an even more unreliable man.

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08-03-2017, 12:39 PM
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Bringing Up Baby:

A wealthy socialite falls in love and ends up funding a science project.

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08-03-2017, 12:41 PM
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Psycho :
Woman goes to motel, meets man with mom in rocking chair.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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08-03-2017, 12:56 PM
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Top Gun:
A homoerotic infomercial attempting to lure young men into being surrounded by seamen.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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08-03-2017, 12:58 PM
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(08-03-2017 12:56 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Top Gun:
A homoerotic infomercial attempting to lure young men into being surrounded by seamen.

Coffee thru nose. Thanxalot.
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08-03-2017, 01:02 PM
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Wizard of Oz - the story of an accidental immigrant to a new country, the friends she makes and the people she kills along the way.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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08-03-2017, 02:41 PM
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And now, for your reading pleasure, back to some old classic movies.


Night of the Living Dead

Dead people enjoy dining with others.

The Invisible Man

Claude Rains wearing ace bandages leaves mysterious footprints.

Singing In the Rain

Debbie dubbs Jean Hagen's voice while Betty Noyes dubs Debbie's voice and Gene Kelly dances in a Los Angeles rainstorm.

Charlie Chaplin in The Gold Rush

The Little Tramp travels to Alaska looking for gold but ends up eating footwear for dinner.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-03-2017, 04:40 PM
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Quentin Tarrantino movies, all of them, summary:

Hyping voilence, making it look cool, with a mind-set that doesn't know shit about what Love is. And doesn't even care to know. I hate Tarrantino's movies. All of them. But I admire his skill to make utter violence look as if it's the best, the one and only, thing one should engage in.

Eat s...t. Quentin. Seriously.
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09-03-2017, 03:09 AM
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The Wizard of Oz: A colorful jaunt down the lane of classical movies from the era of the Scopes Monkey Trial and a population that thought that primates with functioning avian wings were plausible.
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09-03-2017, 03:15 AM
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(08-03-2017 12:41 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Psycho :
Woman goes to motel, meets man with mom in rocking chair.

Psycho:

Despite being decades ahead of its time, Republicans have yet to use it as a justification for a bathroom bill.

(I'm awful.)
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