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09-03-2017, 05:03 AM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
300 (2006)

Near 2-hour gore-fest depicting the last hours of a mythical hero.
Based on a true legend.

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

See above.
But 10 minutes longer.

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09-03-2017, 05:28 AM
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(09-03-2017 05:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  300 (2006)

Near 2-hour gore-fest depicting the last hours of a mythical hero.
Based on a true legend.

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

See above.
But 10 minutes longer.

I actually enjoyed 300, as I think it does objectification rather well. Passion just made me angry and sick to my stomach.

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09-03-2017, 06:03 AM
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(09-03-2017 05:28 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(09-03-2017 05:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  300 (2006)

Near 2-hour gore-fest depicting the last hours of a mythical hero.
Based on a true legend.

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

See above.
But 10 minutes longer.

I actually enjoyed 300, as I think it does objectification rather well. Passion just made me angry and sick to my stomach.

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09-03-2017, 11:05 AM
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(09-03-2017 05:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  300 (2006)

Near 2-hour gore-fest depicting the last hours of a mythical hero.
Based on a true legend.

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

See above.
But 10 minutes longer.

300: The Passion of the Christ with titties.

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09-03-2017, 11:40 AM
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(09-03-2017 06:03 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(09-03-2017 05:28 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  I actually enjoyed 300, as I think it does objectification rather well. Passion just made me angry and sick to my stomach.

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11-03-2017, 12:41 PM (This post was last modified: 11-03-2017 12:44 PM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
The Passion of the Christ

- 'The Jews Did It' by Mel Gibson

- 'Jesus and the Jews Who Killed Him'

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11-03-2017, 12:43 PM
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12-03-2017, 06:26 AM
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(09-03-2017 05:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  300 (2006)

Near 2-hour gore-fest depicting the last hours of a mythical hero.
Based on a true legend.

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

See above.
But 10 minutes longer.

Not a legend, an actual battle. And said mythical hero was an actual Spartan king.
Of course the numbers in the movie were vastly... skewed. There was actually 7,000 Greeks, not just Spartans but all sorts of Greeks, and it wasn't until they were betrayed and the Persians were told of the goat path that lead behind the Greeks blocking the pass that 300 Spartans stayed and made a last stand, along with 1,000 other Greeks, and died while the remaining 6,000 Greeks returned.

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13-03-2017, 06:17 AM
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: 2 blokes in a phone box try to pass history test

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14-03-2017, 09:14 PM
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