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14-03-2017, 09:40 PM
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(14-03-2017 09:14 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Wolf Children: Woman screws a lychanthrope unprotected and has to live with the consequences.

Wolf Children: Why we need Planned Parenthood.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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14-03-2017, 09:53 PM
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Reservoirs Dogs

No Dogs, No Reservoirs.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Some anorexic space men rape a guys mind so he will build a mashed potato mountain in his living room. And play their crappy 70's version of dub-step mix tap.

Inception

One man's journey to spin a top.

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14-03-2017, 10:10 PM
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(14-03-2017 09:53 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Reservoirs Dogs

No Dogs, No Reservoirs.
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True dat.

Reservoir Dogs ... was pup fiction.

Wink

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14-03-2017, 11:03 PM
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My husband, sitting next to me, suggested these.

Citizen Kane

It's the sled.

It's a Wonderful Life

Man contemplates life, botches suicide.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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15-03-2017, 02:41 AM
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Young man delivers pizza, chaos ensues...

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15-03-2017, 06:30 AM
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(15-03-2017 02:41 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Young man delivers pizza, chaos ensues...

Ooo I haven't watched that in a while, I might rewatch that even though Jesse Eisenberg is a cunt. Though you can't really fault Zombieland and he's in that... Consider he's still a cunt.

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15-03-2017, 09:15 AM
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The Usual Suspects
Doofy did it

Seven
Man complains about postal delivery

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15-03-2017, 09:38 PM
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12 Angry Men

It's about 12 angry men.

Brokeback Mountain

Two best buddies, just want some GOD DAM PIECE AND QUIET SO THEY CAN HAVE BUTT SEX!

The Human Centipede

Small town Doctor brings 3 people closer together.

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16-03-2017, 05:11 AM
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Back to The Future: Part 1
Doesn't go to future until the end....and you do see it

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16-03-2017, 11:03 PM
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Wolf of Wall Street:

Corrupt stock broker says "fuck" a lot.
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