Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
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20-03-2017, 10:51 AM
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(15-03-2017 09:38 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  12 Angry Men

It's about 12 angry men.

Or: Henry Fonda's crusade to prevent 1950's Donald Trump from screwing over the little guy.

(seriously, watch it with this in mind it actually works. The asshole in the jury room could pass for Drumpf if he had an awful toupee)

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01-04-2017, 07:33 PM
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It's a Wonderful Life: Man prevents economic prosperity of town by selfishly choosing to exist. But Clarence did get his wings, so....

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01-04-2017, 07:55 PM
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How about great alliterative ones?

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Salieri didn't murder anyone and I quite enjoy his music. It needed saying Yes

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01-04-2017, 08:02 PM
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Those are awesome!! As for poor Salieri...heh, the infamous 'based on a true story' strikes again?

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them: Zookeeper goes rogue, saves city.

Doctor Strange: Physician loses job, joins cult.

Jaws 3: Seaworld regrets product placement.

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01-04-2017, 08:16 PM
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(01-04-2017 08:02 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Those are awesome!! As for poor Salieri...heh, the infamous 'based on a true story' strikes again?

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them: Zookeeper goes rogue, saves city.

Doctor Strange: Physician loses job, joins cult.

Jaws 3: Seaworld regrets product placement.

Wrong Hands is great (he has a lot of linguistic jokes and I love those)

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Wanna hear a funny story? Well, not really funny but ages ago, when I was still one of you and not one of those headed straight for hell ( Tongue ), I really liked the play the movie is based on; then I saw the movie and thought (even wrote a paper for a course in Uni) how the play (unlike the movie) was about Salieri trying to challenge god, saying that he *will* be remembered and, basically, killing Mozart so that he would be remembered for this, if not for his music. But the play ends with those two characters (don't remember their names) saying, empathically "I don't believe it." Which, apparently, meant that his challenge to god has failed... I might've been trying a teensy weensy bit too hard to find something that probably wasn't there. Drinking Beverage

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02-04-2017, 06:37 AM
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Once upon a time there was a big Hooding Ride who sat on a tuffet and said, "Oh, grandma, what big feet you have!" So they chopped off her head with a Giant Beanstalk and they lived happily ever after. Tongue
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02-04-2017, 06:42 AM
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Thor: Dark World. Elves refuse to lighten up.
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02-04-2017, 07:41 AM
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(02-04-2017 06:37 AM)Gwaithmir Wrote:  Once upon a time there was a big Hooding Ride who sat on a tuffet and said, "Oh, grandma, what big feet you have!" So they chopped off her head with a Giant Beanstalk and they lived happily ever after. Tongue

Boxing Helena, is that you? Gasp

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02-04-2017, 08:00 AM
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Planet Of the Apes: turns out other apes are as bad at taxonomic general knowledge the general human population.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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02-04-2017, 09:25 AM
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The Ten Commandments: Moses and Pharaoh are no longer a thing.
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