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23-05-2017, 01:45 PM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
JOHN WICK : A story about a former assassin turned PETA ambassador

JOHN WICK 2 : Where Morpheus and Neo rekindle the steamy hot fires of their romance

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03-06-2017, 10:51 AM
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SPEED : Die Hard on a Bus

NORTH BY NORTHWEST : Sir, you've got the wrong man!

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10-07-2017, 11:18 AM
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I suddenly feel like necroing. I choose this thread.

Norm of the North: Polar bear ghost decides endorsing privatisation is the best way to prevent private property.

Age of Ultron: Artificial intelligence browses internet; decides to wipe out humanity.

It's A Wonderful Life: Angle decides guilt is the best anti suicide measure.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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10-07-2017, 02:48 PM (This post was last modified: 10-07-2017 03:23 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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All My Children : Erica Kane gets married 11 times, some valid, some not, with quite a few bitch slaps at Pheobe's door.

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10-07-2017, 03:21 PM
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Citizen Kane: It''s a sled.
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10-07-2017, 04:41 PM
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(10-07-2017 03:21 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  Citizen Kane: It''s a sled.

I watched that for the first time last weekend.
That's a more complete summary than it deserved.

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10-07-2017, 05:53 PM
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(10-07-2017 04:41 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(10-07-2017 03:21 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  Citizen Kane: It''s a sled.

I watched that for the first time last weekend.
That's a more complete summary than it deserved.
Wasn't he alone when he died? Who heard him say "Rosebud"?
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10-07-2017, 05:58 PM
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(10-07-2017 05:53 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(10-07-2017 04:41 PM)unfogged Wrote:  I watched that for the first time last weekend.
That's a more complete summary than it deserved.
Wasn't he alone when he died? Who heard him say "Rosebud"?

His butler/valet/whatever was there; the same guy who also heard him say it when his wife left him.

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10-07-2017, 06:39 PM
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(10-07-2017 04:41 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(10-07-2017 03:21 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  Citizen Kane: It''s a sled.

I watched that for the first time last weekend.
That's a more complete summary than it deserved.

Yeah, we weren't impressed either.


Also, have posted this already, but it's apropos...

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10-07-2017, 06:55 PM
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(10-07-2017 05:58 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(10-07-2017 05:53 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Wasn't he alone when he died? Who heard him say "Rosebud"?

His butler/valet/whatever was there; the same guy who also heard him say it when his wife left him.
Ah, OK. I had only watched clips, not the whole thing. Thanks for clearing that up!
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