Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
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30-01-2017, 04:03 PM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
Nope no need for Scifi, can be anything!

Ghostbusters: Unemployed mad scientists use illegal nuclear weapons to imprison souls in basement.

Jesus Camp: Kids pastor teaches kids life altering lesson.

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30-01-2017, 04:07 PM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
John Wayne movies.....


Stagecoach:

Cowboy saves people from Indian attack. Baby is born to woman with no apparent pregnancy belly.



The Quiet Man:

American man saves Irish girl from family problems. Roughs her up a bit.


McLintock:

Cowboy saves Irish woman from personal problems. Spanks her for fun and pleasure.


The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance:

Cowboy save chicken-shit Jimmy Stewart with well aimed bullet. Stewart is clueless.




I gotta take a break. I'll be back with more later.

Nice diversion from trump-osis.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-01-2017, 05:28 PM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
Braveheart- Malcontent gets in fights and then gets disemboweled.

Highlander- Guy fights with sword, many are beheaded.

The Big Lebowsky- A mans search for his rug that really ties the room together.

Bible- A god gets mad and throws fits, kills a lot of people.

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

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30-01-2017, 06:11 PM (This post was last modified: 30-01-2017 07:51 PM by Free Thought.)
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
May as well give it a shot.

Jaws: group of people attempt to destroy a member of a classified Vulnerable Species that is just living its life.

Starship Troopers: Government took the whole "Citizen Militia" thing too seriously, now lets go murder some alien bugs.

Monster's Inc: Meddling low level employees destroy a CEO's plans to produce a 100% efficient power source in the midst of a energy crisis.
Alternate Monster's Inc: Low level employees attempt to harbour an illegal alien, in the process gets their boss arrested.

Topgun: The US Navy thought it would be a good idea to make a movie.

What Would Jesus Do 2: The Wood Carver: Youth vandal goes to live with a strange old man who is deliberately holding up construction of a sunday school because he wants to, and learns how to properly handle the old mans' wood.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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30-01-2017, 06:52 PM
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Cars: Crazy hillbillies keep asshole prisoner until he develops Stockholm Syndrome.

Wreck-It Ralph: Home wrecker wants a medal for his actions.

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30-01-2017, 08:22 PM
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Fight Club...

Bloke punches himself. Encourages others to punch him. Leaves his job.
Shaves his head. Bad influence on Meatloaf

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30-01-2017, 09:39 PM
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(30-01-2017 08:22 PM)SYZ Wrote:  Fight Club...

Bloke punches himself. Encourages others to punch him. Leaves his job.
Shaves his head. *Causes Meatloaf to go bad.*

Fixed

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30-01-2017, 11:27 PM
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(30-01-2017 08:22 PM)SYZ Wrote:  Fight Club...

Bloke punches himself. Encourages others to punch him. Leaves his job.
Shaves his head. Bad influence on Meatloaf

Fight Club - A subversive satire of toxic masculinity entirely missed by those it satirizes; also soap.

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30-01-2017, 11:30 PM
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300 - Bunch of awesomely naked white dudes kill everyone who isn't just like them, then die angry.

300: Rise of an Empire - 300's older and wiser sibling who also thinks 300 was flat out ridiculous; also Eva Green ties the movies down and fucks it repeatedly.

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30-01-2017, 11:32 PM
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Grease...

A very old looking teenage girl wears hotpants and learns
to smoke to win her boyfriend back. Then they sing.

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