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31-01-2017, 03:32 AM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
Shrek: A disgruntled hermit must make a deal with the government to get his land back, is forced to remove a woman from her government-enforced exile.

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31-01-2017, 03:45 AM
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R.E.D. - A retired CIA assassin turned stalker gets targeted as a conspiracy fall guy, and has to get his retired gang back together to both rescue his creepy obsession and clear his name.

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31-01-2017, 03:47 AM
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The Guardians of the Galaxy - It's basically The Avengers, but as a one-off space opera; like if it had a drunken one-night-stand with Star Wars and this was their hippie love child.

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31-01-2017, 03:50 AM
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Evangelion: 1.11, 2.22, 3.33: Whiny brat wont get in the fucking robot, then he does and almost destroys humanity.

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31-01-2017, 03:55 AM
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(31-01-2017 03:50 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Evangelion: 1.11, 2.22, 3.33: Whiny brat wont get in the fucking robot, then he does and almost destroys humanity.

Evangelion: The Movie - Whiny brat masturbates to completion over a comatose girl, also Hideaki Anno hates you and your otaku bullshit.

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31-01-2017, 03:56 AM
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(31-01-2017 03:55 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(31-01-2017 03:50 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Evangelion: 1.11, 2.22, 3.33: Whiny brat wont get in the fucking robot, then he does and almost destroys humanity.

Evangelion: The Movie - Whiny brat masturbates to completion over a comatose girl, also Hideaki Anno hates you and your otaku bullshit.

Well played sir.

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31-01-2017, 03:59 AM (This post was last modified: 31-01-2017 04:03 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
(31-01-2017 03:56 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(31-01-2017 03:55 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Evangelion: The Movie - Whiny brat masturbates to completion over a comatose girl, also Hideaki Anno hates you and your otaku bullshit.

Well played sir.

Context for those who care.





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31-01-2017, 05:10 AM
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Red Dawn - Armed gang of teenage malcontents defy authority, get themselves and many others killed.

Blazing Saddles - Alt-Right gets angry when African American man is placed nominally in position of power.

Rocky Horror Picture Show - Illegal immigrants tempt married couple into infidelity and serve them Meatloaf.

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31-01-2017, 06:40 AM (This post was last modified: 31-01-2017 06:54 AM by EvolutionKills.)
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Suicide Squad - A series of D list bad guys mostly without powers (and the Joker's BFF) form a government backed deniable black-ops team to fight Super-Man (literal space Jesus), but instead fight themselves when they almost immediately lose control of the only squad mate who has legitimate super powers.

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31-01-2017, 06:50 AM
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Ghost: Psychic exploits grief of recently bereaved woman to instigate lesbian relationship.

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