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31-01-2017, 06:52 AM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
Up: Pensioner kidnaps boy and steals dog.

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31-01-2017, 06:54 AM
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Snow White: Girl cohabits with seven men, who aide and abet the murder of her stepmother.

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31-01-2017, 06:56 AM
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The never ending story: it ends.

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31-01-2017, 09:55 AM
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Captain America; The First Avenger: Steroids are good, mmkay.
The Babadook: Why you should make that donation to Planned Parenthood.

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31-01-2017, 04:03 PM (This post was last modified: 31-01-2017 05:18 PM by Shai Hulud.)
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
Darn you all are good at this.

For a book series...Animorphs: A small band of child soldiers regularly murder people with the IQ of children in order to prevent an alien race from curing their blindness.

Another for Evangelion: Unstable teenage boy reconnects with estranged mother.

X-Men: Professor runs school for creating child soldiers.

Batman: Industrial tycoon conducts repeated acts of assault and battery. Police do not lay charges

The Patriot: Rural politician takes son's death badly, joins terrorist group.

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31-01-2017, 06:28 PM
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Hahahaha that's a great one for The Patriot.

I'd modify it to: "Man joins eldest son's militant terrorist group after younger son becomes collateral damage casualty."

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31-01-2017, 06:59 PM
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(30-01-2017 11:30 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  300 - Bunch of awesomely naked white dudes kill everyone who isn't just like them, then die angry.

300: Rise of an Empire - 300's older and wiser sibling who also thinks 300 was flat out ridiculous; also Eva Green ties the movies down and fucks it repeatedly.

300 - Story of a cripple who is shunned then gets even.

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31-01-2017, 07:04 PM
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Rocky - The owner of two pet turtles and a dog has to fight to keep them fed.

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31-01-2017, 07:07 PM
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The Usual Suspects - The uplifting story of a crippled man who is unwittingly cured by a police officer.

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31-01-2017, 07:09 PM
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Con Air - The misadventures of a stuffed rabbit on a plane.

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