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31-01-2017, 07:22 PM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
(31-01-2017 06:28 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Hahahaha that's a great one for The Patriot.

I'd modify it to: "Man joins eldest son's militant terrorist group after younger son becomes collateral damage casualty."
Oh that's so perfect!

(31-01-2017 07:09 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Con Air - The misadventures of a stuffed rabbit on a plane.

I laughed so hard.

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Free State of Jones: Morality tale about interracial marriage being okay, made for those who fly Confederate stars and bars and don't realize it wasn't the flag of the Confederacy.

Gods and Generals: Stonewall Jackson makes a better General than a Professor. Gets shot by illiterate Southerners.

A Matter of Faith: Rocks aren't real, evolution never appears in debate about it.

A Matter of Faith (alternative): Evangelical kid really wants in hot girl's pants, gets angry that secular kid also wants in there and doesn't want to make babies with her.

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31-01-2017, 10:45 PM
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(I feel so bad for even thinking of this one...)

Sophie's Choice: Aging socialite recounts the time when she left one of her kids at camp.

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31-01-2017, 10:52 PM
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Star Wars : Kid from Tatooine shoots his wad, blows up a death star.

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31-01-2017, 10:53 PM
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(31-01-2017 10:45 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  (I feel so bad for even thinking of this one...)

Sophie's Choice: Aging socialite recounts the time when she left one of her kids at camp.

The Diary of Anne Frank - The melodramatic recounting of a teenage girl who's quite the recluse.

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31-01-2017, 11:06 PM
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Se7en: Police detective David Mills, unaware his wife is pregnant, gets head from a male suspect.

Predator: First Contact situation goes badly due to aggressive US Special Forces illegally operating overseas.

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31-01-2017, 11:08 PM (This post was last modified: 31-01-2017 11:11 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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Sound of Music : Fraulein looking for job, sings do re me, twirls on mountain, walks down the isle after kids sing on the steps and run off evil baroness.

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31-01-2017, 11:09 PM
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Total Recall - When letting corporations prod your brain for fun and profit goes terribly wrong.

Starship Troopers - A satirical dig at fascism that most people thought was played straight.

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31-01-2017, 11:14 PM
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Starship Troopers - Future military, tired of fighting with antiquated weaponry, decides to go into pest control business.

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31-01-2017, 11:18 PM
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The Fly - It was directed by David Cronenberg and it's called 'The Fly', you figure it out.

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31-01-2017, 11:24 PM (This post was last modified: 01-02-2017 01:11 AM by EvolutionKills.)
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DEADPOOL - A love story told by a 4th wall breaking Looney Toon reject with a foul mouth and a gun fetish.

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