Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
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01-02-2017, 07:05 AM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
Lethal Weapon 4 : It's fried rice, you plick.

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01-02-2017, 07:28 AM (This post was last modified: 01-02-2017 08:21 AM by Shai Hulud.)
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The Happening: Trees get rather angry with humanity.

The Arrival: Amy Adams does fingerpainting with ink filled aliens.

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01-02-2017, 08:25 AM
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Memento: happened what out figure to tries injury head with Man

Atheism: it's not just for communists any more!
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02-02-2017, 06:22 PM
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White Men Can't Jump:

Gambling addicted white guy loses bet because he can't jump.
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02-02-2017, 06:26 PM
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Passion of The Christ: The Jews did this.

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02-02-2017, 06:29 PM
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(02-02-2017 06:26 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Passion of The Christ: The Jews did this.

-or- Gore Porn for Christians

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02-02-2017, 08:59 PM
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The Passion of the Christ: Socialist radical's violent protest against capitalist religious system gets what he deserves from the authorities.

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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02-02-2017, 10:07 PM
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The Passion of the Christ: The last twelve hours of treasonous socialist cult leader's life; made-for-TV sequel Ambush in Waco: In the Line of Duty is better.

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03-02-2017, 04:26 AM
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Oklahoma!

Stuck up girl dates hired hand to make stuck up boy friend jealous - hired hand goes nuts - boy friend kills hired hand - girl's family covers it up.

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03-02-2017, 08:40 AM
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The Passion of the Christ - Hope you like 3+ hours of torture porn!

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