Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
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03-02-2017, 08:48 AM
RE: Terrible One Sentence Plot Summaries
Cecil B. DeMilles The Ten Commandments - dueling magicians fight in the desert for 4 hours.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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04-02-2017, 01:15 PM
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Lawrence of Arabia

Two gay men meet in scenic Arabia, travel from the beaches of Aqaba to romantic Damascus, and grow to love each other. All male cast.

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04-02-2017, 03:27 PM
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Casablanca - immigrant nightclub owner with shady past struggles with Nazis and shady lady. Piano player steals scenes.

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04-02-2017, 11:39 PM
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Gallipoli; up and coming track star joins the Australian army to fight in Gallipoli; when he truly needs it, running fails him.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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05-02-2017, 02:23 AM
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Deliverance:

Male-bonding in wilderness epic.

Fellowship Of The Ring:

Male-bonding in wilderness epic. Sean Bean dies.

Avatar:

Ideology vs. pragmatic reality: New-age hippies and liberal scientists attempt to stand in the way of progress.

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06-02-2017, 03:45 PM
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The Hateful Eight:
Various and sundry cowboy-types pass the night drinking VERY bad coffee. None survive.

Django Unchained:
Dentist turned bounty hunter discusses the works of Dumas with slave owner. Shoots him.

Inglourious Basterds:
Political figures attend disastrous film premier. Also, fun with baseball bats.
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06-02-2017, 04:04 PM
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Rogue One: Bad industrial design, but with noble intentions
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07-02-2017, 02:10 AM
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Let's get some numbers in here:

6th Sense: Boy who is scared of complete strangers is approached by stranger who teaches him to talk to strangers while the boy's mom watches in horror.

12 Angry Men: Everyday citizens locked are kept in a room together by government agents until they can unravel a riddle, and fighting ensues as most plot to kill a man in order to escape.

The Shining: Two dead, one injured at cozy mountain chateau, colored liquor to blame.

I, Robot: Black cop automatically suspects white guy is guilty and is right, then almost gets killed by mobs of white guys, but survives via strong-arm tactics.

The Matrix: In a war between a ragtag band of transgender rebels and an enslaving computerized system, victory goes to the One who enables cookies.

The Dark Knight: A phobic man's assaults on a clown and a burn victim leaves him a fugitive from the law.

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07-02-2017, 02:22 AM
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This thing happened.

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07-02-2017, 01:10 PM
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(07-02-2017 02:22 AM)Banjo Wrote:  This thing happened.

The beauty of this one is that it works for any movie -- except maybe one where nothing happens.
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