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07-02-2012, 07:15 PM
Thank God!
Just kidding - seriously, don't do that...lol

http://centersolid.blogspot.com/2012/02/thank-god.html

My cousin put up a post on Facebook yesterday -- that side of my family is uber-religious...I finally had to loosen my tongue...

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07-02-2012, 08:43 PM
RE: Thank God!
Nice. I can't help but wonder why God didn't wake up your cousin's friend upon receiving the text message rather than a wasteful 30 minutes beforehand.
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07-02-2012, 08:47 PM
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Riiiiiight. Because God is all about you, right? He has nothing better to do than wake you up in the middle of the night. Makes sense to me.

These kind of people are the kind that will never see things any other way. It's all GOD'S PLAN!!

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07-02-2012, 08:48 PM
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(07-02-2012 08:43 PM)Ben Wrote:  Nice. I can't help but wonder why God didn't wake up your cousin's friend upon receiving the text message rather than a wasteful 30 minutes beforehand.

Remember, god works in mysterious ways, who are we to question? Besides, she can't be convinced otherwise...maybe tomorrow night he'll tell her to run for president...lol

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07-02-2012, 09:01 PM
RE: Thank God!
"----God is THE COOLEST!!!! Check it... I woke up at 2:46 a.m. with the strange feeling that God wanted me to do something. I asked Him, in my delirium, 'What do You want from me, Lord?' And 30 seconds later I received a text from a teen girl from my church,... asking to talk."

I was totally onboard with exactly what God wanted me to do until you pointed out that the quote was from a woman.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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07-02-2012, 10:43 PM
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(07-02-2012 09:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  "----God is THE COOLEST!!!! Check it... I woke up at 2:46 a.m. with the strange feeling that God wanted me to do something. I asked Him, in my delirium, 'What do You want from me, Lord?' And 30 seconds later I received a text from a teen girl from my church,... asking to talk."

I was totally onboard with exactly what God wanted me to do until you pointed out that the quote was from a woman.

Are you a closet mysogynist, Girly?

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07-02-2012, 11:03 PM
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(07-02-2012 10:43 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  
(07-02-2012 09:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  "----God is THE COOLEST!!!! Check it... I woke up at 2:46 a.m. with the strange feeling that God wanted me to do something. I asked Him, in my delirium, 'What do You want from me, Lord?' And 30 seconds later I received a text from a teen girl from my church,... asking to talk."

I was totally onboard with exactly what God wanted me to do until you pointed out that the quote was from a woman.

Are you a closet mysogynist, Girly?

Nope, just a dutiful, if occasionally slightly resentful, servant to the matriarchy. Smile

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Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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07-02-2012, 11:23 PM
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(07-02-2012 11:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(07-02-2012 10:43 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  
(07-02-2012 09:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  "----God is THE COOLEST!!!! Check it... I woke up at 2:46 a.m. with the strange feeling that God wanted me to do something. I asked Him, in my delirium, 'What do You want from me, Lord?' And 30 seconds later I received a text from a teen girl from my church,... asking to talk."

I was totally onboard with exactly what God wanted me to do until you pointed out that the quote was from a woman.

Are you a closet mysogynist, Girly?

Nope, just a dutiful, if occasionally slightly resentful, servant to the matriarchy. Smile

Good to hear Big Grin

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08-02-2012, 11:37 AM
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(07-02-2012 10:43 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  
(07-02-2012 09:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  "----God is THE COOLEST!!!! Check it... I woke up at 2:46 a.m. with the strange feeling that God wanted me to do something. I asked Him, in my delirium, 'What do You want from me, Lord?' And 30 seconds later I received a text from a teen girl from my church,... asking to talk."

I was totally onboard with exactly what God wanted me to do until you pointed out that the quote was from a woman.

Are you a closet mysogynist, Girly?

You saw it as potential misogyny - I saw it as a dirty old man... Wink

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08-02-2012, 10:37 PM
RE: Thank God!
Another atheist / political centrist?

I think that makes 3 of us.

I hear that there may be a few more out there.

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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