That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
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23-09-2013, 03:28 AM
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
(21-09-2013 08:25 PM)Abdul Alhazred Wrote:  When one is faced with irrefutable evidences ... time to swallow the old pride ... Hallelujah!

Man finds 'Jesus fish' in Sweden: a sign from God
The Local (Sweden's News in English)

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Lars Ludvigsson has worked for decades in the salmon industry, and currently spends his days filleting "tonnes" of Norwegian salmon on an assembly line in Gothenburg.

But Thursday was no ordinary day for Ludvigsson and his co-workers.

"This guy from Gambia suddenly started shouting that he'd found something special and everyone rushed over to look," Ludvigsson told The Local.

There, amongst all the other salmon, was a fish with a clearly marked black cross on its white belly.

"The scales were in the exact shape of a cross. The guy who found it was very excited, even I was excited actually. I've been in this business for 30 years and have never seen anything like it," Ludvigsson said.

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From the reader comments:

Quote: It's not a Jesus fish, its a Thor fish. The inverted cross is a Mjölnir.

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Quote: No it is a Lesson for those Swedes who have forgotten the cross on their national flags. This fish is actually a national call for Swedes to rejoin the saviour Jesus Christ

Smile


I call your Jesus Fish, and raise you one Jesus Fish Cooker.

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23-09-2013, 04:26 AM
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
Swedish fish?

http://www.swedishfish.com/
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23-09-2013, 06:11 AM
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
I see your Jesus fish and raise you Jesus on a dog's butt.
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23-09-2013, 10:28 AM
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
is that a sharpei ??
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23-09-2013, 10:32 AM
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
No, but excellent question.

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23-09-2013, 10:48 AM
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
Sure, it's a Jesus fish it you turn the damn thing upside down. It's actually a Thor fish since the symbol of his hammer is always hanging downwards. Convert you evil heathens!

(21-09-2013 08:25 PM)Abdul Alhazred Wrote:  [Image: 9865816583_4992b195b4_o.jpg]

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23-09-2013, 10:53 AM (This post was last modified: 23-09-2013 03:50 PM by Impulse.)
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
(21-09-2013 08:25 PM)Abdul Alhazred Wrote:  When one is faced with irrefutable evidences ... time to swallow the old pride ... Hallelujah!

Man finds 'Jesus fish' in Sweden: a sign from God
The Local (Sweden's News in English)

[Image: 9865816583_4992b195b4_o.jpg]

Quote:...

Lars Ludvigsson has worked for decades in the salmon industry, and currently spends his days filleting "tonnes" of Norwegian salmon on an assembly line in Gothenburg.

But Thursday was no ordinary day for Ludvigsson and his co-workers.

"This guy from Gambia suddenly started shouting that he'd found something special and everyone rushed over to look," Ludvigsson told The Local.

There, amongst all the other salmon, was a fish with a clearly marked black cross on its white belly.

"The scales were in the exact shape of a cross. The guy who found it was very excited, even I was excited actually. I've been in this business for 30 years and have never seen anything like it," Ludvigsson said.

...

From the reader comments:

Quote: It's not a Jesus fish, its a Thor fish. The inverted cross is a Mjölnir.

Angry

Quote: No it is a Lesson for those Swedes who have forgotten the cross on their national flags. This fish is actually a national call for Swedes to rejoin the saviour Jesus Christ

Smile

Consistent with Christianity, the whole thing seems fishy to me.
(Sorry Tongue )

Unless...
God was bored and decided to play his own version of the lottery. He marked a fish and sat back to watch if any fisher just happened to catch it, noticed the mark, considered it significant, and actually was silly enough to go public with the "news".

(Edited to correct my serious grammar issue with mismatching tenses.)

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23-09-2013, 11:36 AM
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
(23-09-2013 10:32 AM)Anjele Wrote:  No, but excellent question.

merd how do u know, it is not u who posted that pic
why do u keep answering for others ??? mind what u know
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23-09-2013, 04:41 PM
RE: That does it. No more atheism for me. Jesus is Lord!
Fuck you endlessly.

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