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02-10-2012, 08:21 AM
The 10 Commandments - amusing parody
This is nothing new. It's just something I stumbled on while looking for something else. I thought it was funny and decided to share it.

Reflections on Ethics 40, What’s Wrong With the Ten Commandments?

"Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea." --Madalyn Murray O'Hair
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02-10-2012, 08:45 AM
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Woman's property?
The only way to set this two words in a relationship that makes sence to the invisible man is:

Woman's are property!
Woman have on need for property!

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02-10-2012, 01:43 PM
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(02-10-2012 08:45 AM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  Woman's property?
The only way to set this two words in a relationship that makes sence to the invisible man is:

Woman's are property!
Woman have on need for property!
Very true.
So, if God wants us to worship him badly enough to spend 4 commandments to make sure we got the message, how stupid was it for him to tick off half the human race? Maybe God is really a woman and that's why she only cares that men worship her. Consider

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02-10-2012, 02:09 PM
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If god is a woman, the ten commandments would probably looking like that:
1. You shall not kill, unless she looks better then you.
2. You shall not steal... whats not fit into your handbag.
3. You shall not break your fingernails.
4. You shall not go outside your home, without a complet Makeup.
5. You shall go to your doctor once a week, without exeption.
6. You shall not call a girlfriend under six hours.
7. You shall spend all your money to fancy clothing and shoes.
8. You shall come and come and come......
9. You shall never open a cardoor nor housedoor by yourself.
10. You shall ever have the last word.
11. You shall not be caught for anything.

I think, if god was a woman, live has meant to be like a big tupper-party.

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02-10-2012, 11:10 PM
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(02-10-2012 02:09 PM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  If god is a woman, the ten commandments would probably looking like that:
1. You shall not kill, unless she looks better then you.
2. You shall not steal... whats not fit into your handbag.
3. You shall not break your fingernails.
4. You shall not go outside your home, without a complet Makeup.
5. You shall go to your doctor once a week, without exeption.
6. You shall not call a girlfriend under six hours.
7. You shall spend all your money to fancy clothing and shoes.
8. You shall come and come and come......
9. You shall never open a cardoor nor housedoor by yourself.
10. You shall ever have the last word.
11. You shall not be caught for anything.

I think, if god was a woman, live has meant to be like a big tupper-party.

Damn, man! I broke all 11 of Lady God's commandments! I wonder what kind of special girly hell she has in store for a brazen female sinner like me?
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02-10-2012, 11:45 PM
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(02-10-2012 11:10 PM)SlipStitch Wrote:  Damn, man! I broke all 11 of Lady God's commandments! I wonder what kind of special girly hell she has in store for a brazen female sinner like me?

Hm... quite simple.
Same rules, but next time, you open your eyes, you have got a penis......
Pleasent day, dear SlipStitch.

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03-10-2012, 05:27 AM
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George Carlin's take on the 10 commandments is hilarious. Smile



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03-10-2012, 06:07 AM
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(03-10-2012 05:27 AM)Vosur Wrote:  George Carlin's take on the 10 commandments is hilarious. Smile

Marvellous.
This in mind, i find the one commandmentlist of Seth even better.

Dont be a dick!

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03-10-2012, 10:04 PM
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(02-10-2012 11:45 PM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  
(02-10-2012 11:10 PM)SlipStitch Wrote:  Damn, man! I broke all 11 of Lady God's commandments! I wonder what kind of special girly hell she has in store for a brazen female sinner like me?

Hm... quite simple.
Same rules, but next time, you open your eyes, you have got a penis......
Pleasent day, dear SlipStitch.

Ah. Well, that doesn't sound so bad! Tongue
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04-10-2012, 01:19 AM (This post was last modified: 04-10-2012 03:35 AM by Marco Krieger.)
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(03-10-2012 10:04 PM)SlipStitch Wrote:  
(02-10-2012 11:45 PM)Marco Krieger Wrote:  Hm... quite simple.
Same rules, but next time, you open your eyes, you have got a penis......
Pleasent day, dear SlipStitch.

Ah. Well, that doesn't sound so bad! Tongue
Wait, until it comes to this!
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They want to do WHAT to my foreskin?

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