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30-10-2012, 01:03 AM
The 5 Most Embarrassing Ways Churches Are Trying to Be Hip
Gotta' love Cracked!http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-5...to-be-hip/

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30-10-2012, 01:07 AM
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"Tattoo and a sermon" is an ok idea, but they may want to consider "Lapdance and a sermon". Then they'd have my attention.

Then again, as any altar-boy can tell you; it's not all it's cracked up to be.

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30-10-2012, 01:20 AM
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(30-10-2012 01:07 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  "Tattoo and a sermon" is an ok idea, but they may want to consider "Lapdance and a sermon". Then they'd have my attention.

Then again, as any altar-boy can tell you; it's not all it's cracked up to be.

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30-10-2012, 01:50 AM
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(30-10-2012 01:03 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Would you go to church if they upped their game?

Fuck no. If I have the choice I wont go to any church until it is the last one left on earth, just before it is toppled.

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30-10-2012, 01:57 AM
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What? No strippers?
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30-10-2012, 02:34 AM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2012 02:54 AM by Dark Light.)
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(30-10-2012 01:57 AM)Logisch Wrote:  What? No strippers?

Hmm...though that seems like an intentionally funny poke, there may be something to it. As we have seen, when attendance goes down, the rules get changed. That is why the Jews have done so well..."Wait, everyone want to eat shrimp now? Fuck it. We are REFORMED Jews, go ahead"...As attendance falls to the weigh-side even further, who knows what kind of Christian reformations we will see by the churches. I'm putting my money on stripper churches in western and northern Europe by 2030.

For the record there are already nudist (they prefer the term naturist now) churches in America, and I would suspect Europe as well. I would post a link, but I am unsure if I would be breaking a rule by doing that (as I brought up earlier Erx!) so I will let you do the googling if your interested. Not quite the same as erotic dancing, but I mean, they are naked.

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30-10-2012, 02:38 AM
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Strippers for JESUS!
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30-10-2012, 02:51 AM
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Yaaaay!

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30-10-2012, 04:50 AM
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They know how it goes; as the guy who works in my baker used to sing... "It's hip to be square!"

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30-10-2012, 04:52 AM
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I don't think hips are supposed to be square Clyde...

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