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18-01-2013, 01:13 AM
The Action Bible
Got this as a Christmas gift from my special lady while I was home. It's fantastic in its portrayal as every single person as a moron and Jesus as Clint Eastwood on steroids.

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"Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind."

"We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change."
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18-01-2013, 10:16 PM
RE: The Action Bible
Comes complete with new Action Jesus with working karate chop!

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

- Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade
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18-01-2013, 11:09 PM
RE: The Action Bible
(18-01-2013 01:13 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  Got this as a Christmas gift from my special lady while I was home
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OK, so what did you do to piss her off?

Dodgy

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19-01-2013, 02:20 AM
RE: The Action Bible
(18-01-2013 10:16 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Comes complete with new Action Jesus with working karate chop!

I actually DO have an Action Jesus. My brother got it for me a while back. My favorite part is the poseable arms and the "gliding action."

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"Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind."

"We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change."
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19-01-2013, 07:42 AM
RE: The Action Bible
(18-01-2013 01:13 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  Got this as a Christmas gift from my special lady while I was home. It's fantastic in its portrayal as every single person as a moron and Jesus as Clint Eastwood on steroids.

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22-02-2013, 12:43 AM
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Oh my god, one of my Christian friends has this and apparently he loves it, which means that it's perfect for kids and people who can't read above a sixth-grade level. Tongue

You should post pieces of things like Judges, if it's still in there. I'm curious to know how that translates into a graphic novel.
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22-02-2013, 01:29 AM
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Oh no. Now I actually have to go into the Religion section to look for it at the book store. Crap. Maybe it won't be too traumatic a search as long as I can quickly slip into Philosophy or History - they're fairly nearby. Dodgy

I may have to explore my online options; I too, am quite curious to see how a few things translate graphically.

Hey wait, is it just the New Testament, only? Well, shit... that'll never sell in China... they really like their gore with the graphic novels. Actually, that's probably the main reason I'd buy it, myself. Strictly for educational purposes, of course. Shy

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22-02-2013, 08:03 AM
RE: The Action Bible
Here's the dark side. Combine some animation talent, storytelling and the macabre fascinations Christians have with Blood Atonment and you get this (WARNING: INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 12, MOST HOUSEPETS, OR THE SANE)




"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

- Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade
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