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18-08-2015, 07:57 AM
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(18-08-2015 07:48 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Nor am I fond of the fact that skin wrinkles and develops cellulite - granted that's more about aesthetics. If we're made in his image and he's super fucking old cause he's been here for forever and shit, he must be one helluva wrinkly old bastard with giant blackheads on his back, a dimply ass and thunder thighs with varicose veins. All those eyes on the seraphim - just blackheads from being old and not taking care of their pores cause they were too busy singing hallelujah to an old man and didn't want to make him feel bad about his own wrinkly self.

Well we were originally made in God's image, then some woman decided she just had to have some damn fruit.

Gee, thanks women. Way to go.

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18-08-2015, 08:39 AM
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(18-08-2015 07:48 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Also - what sick bastard would create a uterus requiring the menstrual cycle. I really enjoy feeling like I've been kicked in the crotch, have an aching back, bloating, emotions that make you batshit crazy - the don't you dare fucking call me crazy or suggest it's "just that time of the month" if you want to keep your balls kind of crazy , and have to worry about possibly staining my pants. It's fucking gross. You feel like absolute shit and then you're not supposed to even talk about it.

So, the first rule of girls' club is not to talk about girls' club? Consider

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18-08-2015, 08:57 AM (This post was last modified: 18-08-2015 09:04 AM by Octapulse.)
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And what's with nipples on men? Does this serve any other purpose than being a slightly erogenous zone? Here, lets implement a design that represents functionality but not actually commit to the full package of being able to produce milk. Nice work! Did Adam have nipples?

And tonsils! They are supposed to be the first line of defense in fighting infection. I do not claim to be a great biological architect, but I do have enough common sense not to make the tonsils easily susceptible to infection and swelling, ultimately leading to the need for their removal. Yahweh gets a gold fucking star for that one!

Let's not forget wisdom teeth! One more indicator that if there is a god, he must be a diabolical asshole!

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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18-08-2015, 09:14 AM
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(18-08-2015 07:48 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I'm not too fond of my skin burning after just 15 minutes in the sun without sunscreen.. And "too much" sun gives you cancer. "Too little" sun and ya get all depressed and it suppresses your immune system to some extent.

Nor am I fond of the fact that skin wrinkles and develops cellulite - granted that's more about aesthetics. If we're made in his image and he's super fucking old cause he's been here for forever and shit, he must be one helluva wrinkly old bastard with giant blackheads on his back, a dimply ass and thunder thighs with varicose veins. All those eyes on the seraphim - just blackheads from being old and not taking care of their pores cause they were too busy singing hallelujah to an old man and didn't want to make him feel bad about his own wrinkly self.


Also - what sick bastard would create a uterus requiring the menstrual cycle. I really enjoy feeling like I've been kicked in the crotch, have an aching back, bloating, emotions that make you batshit crazy - the don't you dare fucking call me crazy or suggest it's "just that time of the month" if you want to keep your balls kind of crazy , and have to worry about possibly staining my pants. It's fucking gross. You feel like absolute shit and then you're not supposed to even talk about it.

And his testicals would hang down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Laugh out load What a visual. Hahaha.

I crack myself up sometimes.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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18-08-2015, 11:26 AM
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(17-08-2015 02:56 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  god's finest hour in intelligent design?? Laugh out load

It was put there as a mechanism for God to kill me if I get too uppity. Fortunately for me the infectious disease specialists who saved my sorry ass from peritonitis didn't get the memo.

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18-08-2015, 03:48 PM
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How about that great immune system we have? If it was designed correctly, why aren't we immune to diseases, infections, viruses? That system is some shotty design right there!

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19-08-2015, 11:14 AM
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(18-08-2015 03:48 PM)Timber1025 Wrote:  How about that great immune system we have? If it was designed correctly, why aren't we immune to diseases, infections, viruses? That system is some shotty design right there!

Well that's just effective on natural diseases, it doesn't protect you from demonic forces bearing illness that you allow into your life through your sinful ways . . . . Tongue

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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19-08-2015, 11:40 AM
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Damned right, demonic possession!

Germs are just a Theory!!!

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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20-08-2015, 04:35 AM
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(19-08-2015 11:40 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  . . . just a Theory!!!

That part kills me about xian arguments. They think theory in science is akin to the theory of who shot JFK. Facepalm

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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22-08-2015, 02:40 AM
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(18-08-2015 08:57 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  And what's with nipples on men? Does this serve any other purpose than being a slightly erogenous zone? Here, lets implement a design that represents functionality but not actually commit to the full package of being able to produce milk. Nice work! Did Adam have nipples?

Manboobs without nipples would have no point.

But back to the appendix. It turns out that it does have an important function. It is kind of a shelter for your gut flora. You see in you digestive system there are 100 trillion bacteria cells(about 10 times more than your human cells in your entire body). Without that bacteria, you die at best and at worst.....you have a really shitty existence.

If you get sick and get massive diarrhea, it is possible that all those good bacteria cells get flushed out. However the appendix offers a safe haven for those bacteria to come back an repopulate your gut.

If you lose all your gut flora, you have to eat someone elses poop to get it back. Bucky does that anyways cause he is a shit eater(ah...come on now....good old fashion ribbing....remember?).
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