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11-02-2014, 05:47 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(11-02-2014 04:20 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  This is a true atheists test... Answer truthfully

Question 1
If someone asked you for your bank details so they could put their Nigeria lottery winnings in your account. Do you..

A) accept it as truth because there is no proof he didn't win the lottery
B) accept it as the truth because your life is in a bit of a mess and it's an easy way out.


Question 2
Your father is accused of murder, do you

A) believe it to be true because you were told so.
B) believe it to be true because there is no evidence that he Didn't do it.

Question 3
There is a strange stain on your carpet.. It got there because

A) a demon did it
B) god did it


Question 4
A snake spoke in the bible, how this possible?

a) satan transformed into a snake
B) this particular snake had vocal chords and a good grasp of local language.
C) god said so

So wheres the punchline ?

Seriously, it seemed to be a good joke....... but it needs a damn punchline ! Angry

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11-02-2014, 06:41 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(10-02-2014 11:14 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Step right up, don't be shy! All are welcome!
How smart are you? Click here to test your atheism! Make sure to post your results below for credit and bragging rights!


WARNING: This test was written by Ray Comfort and the author of this thread may not be held liable for any lost, damaged or stolen brain cells. There is no obligation to click on the link at any time, continue at your own risk.

So I followed the link, look at number 8 in the evidences that a banana is designed!

8. Has a point at top for ease of entry. Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load

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11-02-2014, 07:06 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(11-02-2014 04:20 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  This is a true atheists test... Answer truthfully

Question 1
If someone asked you for your bank details so they could put their Nigeria lottery winnings in your account. Do you..

A) accept it as truth because there is no proof he didn't win the lottery
B) accept it as the truth because your life is in a bit of a mess and it's an easy way out.
C) Tell them, no thanks, I already have to much money.

Quote:Question 2
Your father is accused of murder, do you

A) believe it to be true because you were told so.
B) believe it to be true because there is no evidence that he Didn't do it.
C) believe it, because the guy needed killin.

Quote:Question 3
There is a strange stain on your carpet.. It got there because

A) a demon did it
B) god did it
C) You missed the towel while masturbating

Quote:Question 4
A snake spoke in the bible, how this possible?

a) satan transformed into a snake
B) this particular snake had vocal chords and a good grasp of local language.
C) god said so
D) Jeff Dunham was behind the tree

There, fixed. Smartass

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11-02-2014, 08:45 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(11-02-2014 04:20 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  This is a true atheists test... Answer truthfully

Question 1
If someone asked you for your bank details so they could put their Nigeria lottery winnings in your account. Do you..

A) accept it as truth because there is no proof he didn't win the lottery
B) accept it as the truth because your life is in a bit of a mess and it's an easy way out.


Question 2
Your father is accused of murder, do you

A) believe it to be true because you were told so.
B) believe it to be true because there is no evidence that he Didn't do it.

Question 3
There is a strange stain on your carpet.. It got there because

A) a demon did it
B) god did it


Question 4
A snake spoke in the bible, how this possible?

a) satan transformed into a snake
B) this particular snake had vocal chords and a good grasp of local language.
C) god said so

1. A
2. B
3. A
4. Trick question, A and C Hobo

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11-02-2014, 08:47 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(11-02-2014 06:41 AM)Monster_Riffs Wrote:  So I followed the link, look at number 8 in the evidences that a banana is designed!

8. Has a point at top for ease of entry. Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load

(10-02-2014 01:07 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(10-02-2014 01:04 PM)undergroundp Wrote:  I'm not sure whether I got brain damage or simply horny because of the banana description.

Funny I was thinking that banana description could be used to justify oral sex...

Quote:Is shaped for human hand
Has non-slip surface
Is shaped for human mouth
Has a point at top for ease of entry
Is pleasing to taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

Just saying ladies...

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11-02-2014, 08:52 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(11-02-2014 07:06 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 04:20 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  This is a true atheists test... Answer truthfully

Question 1
If someone asked you for your bank details so they could put their Nigeria lottery winnings in your account. Do you..

A) accept it as truth because there is no proof he didn't win the lottery
B) accept it as the truth because your life is in a bit of a mess and it's an easy way out.
C) Tell them, no thanks, I already have to too much money.

Quote:Question 2
Your father is accused of murder, do you

A) believe it to be true because you were told so.
B) believe it to be true because there is no evidence that he Didn't do it.
C) believe it, because the guy needed killin'.

Quote:Question 3
There is a strange stain on your carpet.. It got there because

A) a demon did it
B) god did it
C) You missed the towel while masturbating

Quote:Question 4
A snake spoke in the bible, how this possible?

a) satan transformed into a snake
B) this particular snake had vocal chords and a good grasp of local language.
C) god said so
D) Jeff Dunham was behind the tree

There, fixed. Smartass

Fixed again Smartass

Though your answers for #3 and #4 are perfect, god damnit Je-fah-fah! Laugh out load Laugh out load

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11-02-2014, 09:09 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
Jesus Christ... This stuff is covered in the fucking blurb of "The Big Book of Bullshit".

Ray Comfort...

Get a different job, you're shit at the one you've got. The fact you resort to using out of context quotes, double speak and taking huge leaps in assumption shows you know diddly fuck about what you're saying. Not only do you insist we believe in a being for which you have no proof of, but you also insist we believe in something for which there is vast body of evidence against.

And I have to ask... What have you got to gain from this? Why should it matter to you if we atheists don't subscribe to your bullshit? Or are you more worried about saving your own arse from the Hell-Fire you've been brainwashed into believing?

The majority of atheists are former believers, and want nothing more to do with religion. So stop wasting our time and yours, and just go have a good wank. It'll be far more beneficial to us all if you just stayed in your room and tugged on your cock...

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11-02-2014, 09:20 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(11-02-2014 09:09 AM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  Jesus Christ... This stuff is covered in the fucking blurb of "The Big Book of Bullshit".

Ray Comfort...

Get a different job, you're shit at the one you've got. The fact you resort to using out of context quotes, double speak and taking huge leaps in assumption shows you know diddly fuck about what you're saying. Not only do you insist we believe in a being for which you have no proof of, but you also insist we believe in something for which there is vast body of evidence against.

And I have to ask... What have you got to gain from this? Why should it matter to you if we atheists don't subscribe to your bullshit? Or are you more worried about saving your own arse from the Hell-Fire you've been brainwashed into believing?

The majority of atheists are former believers, and want nothing more to do with religion. So stop wasting our time and yours, and just go have a good wank. It'll be far more beneficial to us all if you just stayed in your room and tugged on your cock...

Dude calm down, we all know he's an idiot. This was suppose to be funny Laugh out load
Oh, he gets paid a shitload of money.

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11-02-2014, 09:22 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(11-02-2014 09:20 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 09:09 AM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  Jesus Christ... This stuff is covered in the fucking blurb of "The Big Book of Bullshit".

Ray Comfort...

Get a different job, you're shit at the one you've got. The fact you resort to using out of context quotes, double speak and taking huge leaps in assumption shows you know diddly fuck about what you're saying. Not only do you insist we believe in a being for which you have no proof of, but you also insist we believe in something for which there is vast body of evidence against.

And I have to ask... What have you got to gain from this? Why should it matter to you if we atheists don't subscribe to your bullshit? Or are you more worried about saving your own arse from the Hell-Fire you've been brainwashed into believing?

The majority of atheists are former believers, and want nothing more to do with religion. So stop wasting our time and yours, and just go have a good wank. It'll be far more beneficial to us all if you just stayed in your room and tugged on your cock...

Dude calm down, we all know he's an idiot. This was suppose to be funny :lol:
Oh, he gets paid a shitload of money.

That rhymed.
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11-02-2014, 09:40 AM
RE: The Atheist Test
(11-02-2014 09:20 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(11-02-2014 09:09 AM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  Jesus Christ... This stuff is covered in the fucking blurb of "The Big Book of Bullshit".

Ray Comfort...

Get a different job, you're shit at the one you've got. The fact you resort to using out of context quotes, double speak and taking huge leaps in assumption shows you know diddly fuck about what you're saying. Not only do you insist we believe in a being for which you have no proof of, but you also insist we believe in something for which there is vast body of evidence against.

And I have to ask... What have you got to gain from this? Why should it matter to you if we atheists don't subscribe to your bullshit? Or are you more worried about saving your own arse from the Hell-Fire you've been brainwashed into believing?

The majority of atheists are former believers, and want nothing more to do with religion. So stop wasting our time and yours, and just go have a good wank. It'll be far more beneficial to us all if you just stayed in your room and tugged on your cock...

Dude calm down, we all know he's an idiot. This was suppose to be funny Laugh out load
Oh, he gets paid a shitload of money.

He just makes me so FUCKIN' angry! Shocking

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