The Atheist's Conversation at the Great White Throne
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13-08-2014, 10:34 PM (This post was last modified: 13-08-2014 10:42 PM by hbl.)
The Atheist's Conversation at the Great White Throne
The conversation at the Great White Throne.

Atheist: I don't believe God exists.

Jesus: I am God, I created you. Look around you have you ever seen such a place as this? Don't you recall you died, and I give you this new body you are in? Doesn't that strike you as odd and what the Bible already explains?

Atheist: No.

Jesus: then give your life to me and accept me as your Savior.

Athiest: No. I would have done that already when I was in the flesh, you stupid idiot!

Jesus: Well alright then, let me show you the hallway to Hell. And by the way, here is the key which you can use to unlock the door from the inside if you like, but of course we both know you never will. Seeya, wouldn't want to be ya!

That was so good I thought I would add it here as well,
http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread...#post11591
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13-08-2014, 10:37 PM
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Your erection is as awesome as this anime intro, HBL. Please fuck me.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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13-08-2014, 10:40 PM
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Here's a better conversation.


Jesus: Hello, you must be the new atheist.

Atheist: Is the holy bible correct?

Jesus: Yes.

This is a first person view of what the atheist will then do to Jesus.

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“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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13-08-2014, 10:42 PM
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Ah HBL god's spokesman for the religion of love. So do you get to be there to personally send us to hell?
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13-08-2014, 10:49 PM
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(13-08-2014 10:42 PM)john2 Wrote:  Ah HBL god's spokesman for the religion of love. So do you get to be there to personally send us to hell?

Let's see what does the Bible say? Ah yes. You will be resurrected 1000 years after the saved are resurrected, because remember there is the millennial kingdom on earth between those two resurrections.

I am pretty sure I won't be sending you off waving you good bye. If I am reigning on earth for 1000 years with Christ before the New City starts, and before the New City starts you are sent to Hell, I think that conversation is with you and Jesus alone.

The Bible does say I won't shed a tear for you anymore and you will be forgotten. So I guess no send off. Sorry.

You will be in that eternal jail for eternity where you truly belong.

Your perpetual eternal hate towards God keeps you there. You're a crazy fucker!

Since you reject God's love you are in the place that is devoid of His love. He gives you want you want. Why complain about it? Are you bipolar?

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13-08-2014, 10:51 PM
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I'm lov'in this courier font. I think I will settle on courier large blue or red. Nice!
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13-08-2014, 10:55 PM
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Dear, sweet Uncle Loki -- We have a raging typographophile in the forum!
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13-08-2014, 10:56 PM
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Does this -34 reputation I have earn me special privileges that others don't get? I feel like I have been martyred 34 times.
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13-08-2014, 11:00 PM
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What have I learned? Atheists are insane. Truly.

Insanity #1: something in nature from nothing; or

Insanity #2: infinite regress of nature even though you would have happened already having had an eternity to do so; and

Insanity #3: not able to find a naturalistic explanation to account for the eyewitness testimony of the Apostles in various group settings, yet still not receiving what Jesus did for you on the cross.

That basically sums it up for me!

Later alligators!

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13-08-2014, 11:49 PM
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Don't waste your time with us. We are terrible people who will only bring you down. Hard to fly with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys. Some bible verse then means the same thing. I think it would be best for you to leave us damned, soulless, amoral heathens to our devil worship and go on with your righteous ways.

How I wish I could be just like you.

All the best and hope you never return.

TTA
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