The Atheist's Conversation at the Great White Throne
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14-08-2014, 07:26 AM
RE: The Atheist's Conversation at the Great White Throne
I see many holes in this thread....

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14-08-2014, 08:13 AM
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Please don't feed the trolls...

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14-08-2014, 12:18 PM
RE: The Atheist's Conversation at the Great White Throne
The fact that this idiot has -35 rep clearly reveals that a lot of you don't yet know how the Internet works and that you are as much at fault for his infestation as he is.

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14-08-2014, 12:36 PM
RE: The Atheist's Conversation at the Great White Throne
(13-08-2014 10:34 PM)hbl Wrote:  Jesus: Well alright then, let me show you the hallway to Hell. And by the way, here is the key which you can use to unlock the door from the inside if you like, but of course we both know you never will. Seeya, wouldn't want to be ya!
Ooh, threats of hell...
...cuz it's all you've got. Drinking Beverage

P.S. Hell is about as threatening as Godzilla.
(In case you didn't get that - hint: they're both fake.)

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14-08-2014, 12:38 PM
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(14-08-2014 07:14 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  Sandwich or Cheese for this thread?
Considering I'm eating my lunch - including a ham and cheese sandwich - while reading this thread and nearly just choked on it laughing after those 2 "white throne" pictures, I'd say both. Big Grin

I am not accountable to any God. I am accountable to myself - and not because I think I am God as some theists would try to assert - but because, no matter what actions I take, thoughts I think, or words I utter, I have to be able to live with myself.
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14-08-2014, 12:43 PM
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(14-08-2014 12:36 PM)Impulse Wrote:  
(13-08-2014 10:34 PM)hbl Wrote:  Jesus: Well alright then, let me show you the hallway to Hell. And by the way, here is the key which you can use to unlock the door from the inside if you like, but of course we both know you never will. Seeya, wouldn't want to be ya!
Ooh, threats of hell...
...cuz it's all you've got. Drinking Beverage

P.S. Hell is about as threatening as Godzilla.
(In case you didn't get that - hint: they're both fake.)

Someone would like to have a word with you.

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14-08-2014, 12:49 PM
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(14-08-2014 12:43 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Someone would like to have a word with you.

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LOL. Would you like some cheese with that fake monster?

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14-08-2014, 12:55 PM
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(13-08-2014 11:00 PM)hbl Wrote:  
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That basically sums it up for me!
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So... must mean you're leaving. Cool.

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14-08-2014, 12:59 PM
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(14-08-2014 12:49 PM)Impulse Wrote:  
(14-08-2014 12:43 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Someone would like to have a word with you.

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LOL. Would you like some cheese with that fake monster?

Several people would like to have a word with you.

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14-08-2014, 01:03 PM
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(14-08-2014 06:27 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  If Jebus sits there all day, does he have to go to another "throne" to do his business, and is that "behind the curtain", or does this one just have a trap door in the seat ?

Jesus is perfect and therefore doesn't shit. Much like He turned water to grape juice, not wine, because Perfection can't make something ruined.

(I probably still have the Sunday bulletin from that little gem packed away with my high school memorabilia)

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