The Atheistism worldview DESTROYED!!! in 5 questions!
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12-05-2017, 07:46 AM
RE: The Atheistism worldview DESTROYED!!! in 5 questions!
(12-05-2017 06:20 AM)cactus Wrote:  The top-5 list SATAN! doesn't want you to see!!!! *flails arms in the air*

"Yeah but why do you hate God?"

"What happened to you in your past to make you this way? Were you abused by a FAKE Christian?"

"Oh, so you think you're better than all Christians? Is that what you're saying to me? Then why are there still gorillas?" *drop microphone*

"You don't want to go to Hell, do you?"

"Have you read His holy word?.... with an open heart?.... and an open mind?.... and an open wallet?"

You are an atheist? Sadcryface But you always seemed like such a good person!

Oh, and, things may be fine now, but as soon as things start to look grim, you will be asking God for help. There are no atheists in foxholes, you know!

I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best.
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12-05-2017, 08:16 AM
RE: The Atheistism worldview DESTROYED!!! in 5 questions!
Click bait. Dodgy

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12-05-2017, 09:50 AM
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(12-05-2017 07:04 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(12-05-2017 07:01 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  For snarky fun:

"Yeah but why do you hate God?"

The public education system ruthlessly indoctrinated me to from a young age.

"What happened to you in your past to make you this way? Were you abused by a FAKE Christian?"

Nah, it's just a lot of the real ones are idiots that try to morality police me every day.

"Oh, so you think you're better than all Christians? Is that what you're saying to me? Then why are there still gorillas?" *drop microphone*

Since I am one, nah. However if you want to be technical on evolution, we're still great apes.

"You don't want to go to Hell, do you?"

Absolutely not.

"Have you read His holy word?.... with an open heart?.... and an open mind?.... and an open wallet?"

I'm like a month behind reading my daily Bible stuff because omg it takes forever.


The God that kills unicorns and has people drink their blood? Sad

No, the god of lattes Big Grin

Pshaw. you god of lattes is nothing but a watered down version of The Great Capuchino.
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12-05-2017, 09:57 AM
RE: The Atheistism worldview DESTROYED!!! in 5 questions!
(12-05-2017 06:20 AM)cactus Wrote:  The top-5 list SATAN! doesn't want you to see!!!! *flails arms in the air*

"Yeah but why do you hate God?"

"What happened to you in your past to make you this way? Were you abused by a FAKE Christian?"

"Oh, so you think you're better than all Christians? Is that what you're saying to me? Then why are there still gorillas?" *drop microphone*

"You don't want to go to Hell, do you?"

"Have you read His holy word?.... with an open heart?.... and an open mind?.... and an open wallet?"

Big Grin

Funny: SATAN! forwarded these questions to me just this morning. Said I should watch my wallet, there were some sticky-fingered evangelists in town.
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12-05-2017, 10:47 AM
RE: The Atheistism worldview DESTROYED!!! in 5 questions!
(12-05-2017 06:20 AM)cactus Wrote:  The top-5 list SATAN! doesn't want you to see!!!! *flails arms in the air*

"Yeah but why do you hate God?"

"What happened to you in your past to make you this way? Were you abused by a FAKE Christian?"

"Oh, so you think you're better than all Christians? Is that what you're saying to me? Then why are there still gorillas?" *drop microphone*

"You don't want to go to Hell, do you?"

"Have you read His holy word?.... with an open heart?.... and an open mind?.... and an open wallet?"

It's always funny when Christian can't think beyond their little worldview. And sad.
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12-05-2017, 11:08 AM
RE: The Atheistism worldview DESTROYED!!! in 5 questions!
Quote:"Yeah but why do you hate God?"

"What happened to you in your past to make you this way? Were you abused by a FAKE Christian?"

"Oh, so you think you're better than all Christians? Is that what you're saying to me? Then why are there still gorillas?" *drop microphone*

"You don't want to go to Hell, do you?"

"Have you read His holy word?.... with an open heart?.... and an open mind?.... and an open wallet?"

Gasp

My Worldview! It's crumbling beneath the weight of your undeniable logic!

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12-05-2017, 07:24 PM
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Um....what is atheistism? Huh
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12-05-2017, 08:36 PM
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For the record, I do think I'm better than all Christians. Watcha gonna do?
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12-05-2017, 08:42 PM
RE: The Atheistism worldview DESTROYED!!! in 5 questions!
Fuck jesus and the horse he rode in on.

Atheism is NOT a Religion. It's A Personal Relationship With Reality!
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12-05-2017, 08:44 PM
RE: The Atheistism worldview DESTROYED!!! in 5 questions!
(12-05-2017 09:50 AM)kemo boy Wrote:  
(12-05-2017 07:04 AM)jennybee Wrote:  No, the god of lattes Big Grin

Pshaw. you god of lattes is nothing but a watered down version of The Great Capuchino.

Dodgy The latte god is going to froth you. Wink Tongue

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