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09-01-2015, 11:05 PM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
(09-01-2015 11:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Don't shit there.

...or where you eat. Big Grin
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09-01-2015, 11:22 PM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
Take the blue pill.

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09-01-2015, 11:34 PM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

I don't recall who said it. Might've been Seth. Not sure. Either way, I've lived by it and it works.

Through profound pain comes profound knowledge.
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09-01-2015, 11:44 PM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
"Never underestimate your opponent." -- my coach when I was 16

"Make sure you let people in positions of power know everything you are capable of in life." My college professor.

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09-01-2015, 11:58 PM (This post was last modified: 10-01-2015 12:59 AM by Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue.)
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
Edit: I remember a piece of good advice now.

Never open any folder called "Wookies and Cream."

(09-01-2015 10:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  "Take two, they're small."
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I've heard that joke before and I didn't get it then either. Explanation please?

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

In man's struggle against the world, bet on the man.
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10-01-2015, 01:27 AM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
"Never tell anyone outside the family what you're thinking."
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-01-2015, 01:42 AM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
(10-01-2015 01:27 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  "Never tell anyone outside the family what you're thinking."
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting; he's the traitor"

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10-01-2015, 01:54 AM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
(10-01-2015 01:42 AM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 01:27 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  "Never tell anyone outside the family what you're thinking."
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting; he's the traitor"

Hug

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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-01-2015, 02:04 AM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
"Pee on it" ~DLJ

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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10-01-2015, 02:18 AM
RE: The BEST Advice You've Ever Received
It didn't work but it was good advice just the same.

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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